Recent reviews by Professor Mex

Captain Doomerica, Pacific Rim, Pissed off laser dragon. That's all you need to know.

Shut up and buy it.

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINA- WELL MET, CITIZEN. Have you heard any news from the other provinces?

More crashes than a Texas highway in a ice storm.

You must embrace the truth. This is a DLC simulator that just happens to have choo-choo trains in it.



For real though, 763 DLCs. Ubisoft can only dream of having that much DLC for one game.

I wish I would have waited for the sale, but either way it was definitely worth it. Modern resolutions and smoothing make it look great and run buttery smooth. Game is still as good as ever. Just buy it, especially if you've never played it before.

FINISHED MAJOR ORDER: DEFENDED SUPER EARTH FROM THE SONY EXECUTIVES 10/10

Refunded: I really wanted to enjoy this, but I definitely don't want my voice chat monitored for "moderation."

I get that people online can be terrible, but I just saw ban after ban (sometimes for no reason.) Once was when a guy called for me when he died to "fkn" help him out. Bam, saw him get banned for that, with a server announcement that the user was banned for inappropriate conduct, so something along those lines. .

The game was fun for what it was, but as long as there's a speech censoring system in the game, I just can't justify playing it. Just implement some kind of reporting feature rather than this. Who/what is actively monitoring the voice chat?

More in game chanting than EDF, and that's amazing.

Remember kids- THE ONLY GOOD BUG IS A DEAD BUG!

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Chris Chan gets out of jail and Sonic gets murdered. Coincidence?

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, someone's getting fired. How the hell this made it out into the wild is beyond me.

Even after shader optimization, this thing just SPIKES resource utilization. I've never had a game make my 3080ti THAT hot before.