Recent reviews by Depressed Airplane

Green Men go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

An honestly amazing experience, only took me 90 minutes but will go down as one of my favorite steam purchases of all time.

Also I knew the game would be sad considering the setting of the afterlife, but ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I was floored.

A super novel puzzle/programming game. takes computer history and makes it fun

I like the bones of the game as the distilled platforming experience is great, but this game has some frustrating decisions. Many of the death spikes are placed on the sides of platforms, this means that if you just hold right to fall off a platform you will die. This leads to frustrating deaths. Most games like celeste, vvvvv, etc. Have a features like coyote time to prevent this type of frustration yet this game lacks those features that are universal in quality platformers.

Another frustrating feature of the game is the jump. It can vary from a tiny hop to a giant leap. This is normally fine but many levels require a precise jump height and this can be almost impossible to get right. This game encourages you to try and get the least amount of deaths possible and yet you have to time how long you hold the up key very precisely. I don't like it.

Also the level design is very restrictive and you can very rarely hold the jump down to long before hitting the short ceiling. Some would call this intentionally challenging, I just see it as bad level design punishing you for not getting the perfect sweet spot whilst jumping.

I would love to rate the game positively but the mechanics usually give me frustration and blaming the game as opposed to it being my fault. Also I kinda annoyed with the dev saying the game has a 1x1 tileset when that is blatantly not true.

Really good Go in blind. Kidnap your friends and force them to play.

Great Platformer that allows for determination and skill. Get ready for a real challenge

It's the killer app. Not really but honestly the best vr game yet, but could use some improvments.

it's great, i mean try to play it before you buy but you'll get the idea in the first 2 hours of getting the game

great team and solo game

Excelent strategy capablities.
Thriving communities
Ever growing operator list
More maps coming every year

What else could you ask for?

Well better netcode
a working ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game
a AAA game not riddled with gamebreaking glitches
faster bug fixes and solutions to the hacking problem,

in the end it's a great game. Ubisoft is ♥♥♥♥ but, made a good game. It's like a fancy house on a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ foundation. Every once in a while something goes horribly wrong with it. If you have the paticence to deal with Ubisoft then you will love this game.