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Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:30pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:40am

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 4:48pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:36am

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58am

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:14am

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:28pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:11am

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:53am

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:00am

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:59pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 5:01pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:55am

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 1:57pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:04am

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:58pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:24pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:51pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 4:08pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:38am

Click

Have 1 cursor.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 4:56pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:57am

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:46pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:03pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:42am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:26pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:39pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:44pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Global warming

Have 100 factories.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:48am

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:32pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 10:34am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:38am

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 10:14am

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:55am

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 6:48am

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:05am

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:20pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:02am

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:25pm

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 3:07pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 12:05pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:44pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:13pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 11:35am

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.
Unlocked 25 Jun, 2023 @ 12:13am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:12pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:00pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 5:07pm

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:52pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:49pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:15pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:42am

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 9:45am

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:34am

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.
Unlocked 3 Jul, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 9:48am

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:49am

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:14am

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 2:05pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 9:10am

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 2:09pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:04pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 6:42am

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 5:06pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:29pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:28pm

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 10:47am

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 11:34am

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:45pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2021 @ 7:06am

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:39pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:56am

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:14am

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:39am

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 12:16pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:55am

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:47am

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:46pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 11:48am

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 2:02pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:08am

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:53am

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:05am

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:14am

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:47pm

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:14pm

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 3:13pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 7:25am

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:29am

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:35pm

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 8:49am

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:44pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:55am

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:54pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:56am

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:19am

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:21pm

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:26pm

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 5 Jul, 2023 @ 9:48am

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:21am

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:07pm

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:52pm

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:56pm

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:44pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:14pm

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:48pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 12:20pm

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:58am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:45pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.
Unlocked 8 Feb, 2022 @ 9:37pm

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 3:15pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 4:44pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.
Unlocked 28 Dec, 2021 @ 8:43am

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:35am

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:16pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 4:22pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 12:03pm

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:02am

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 10:36am

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:38pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:21am

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:38am

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:15pm

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:04pm

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:34pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:38pm

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:40pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:46pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:58pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:21pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.
Unlocked 24 Dec, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:56pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:38pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:38am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:11am

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:17pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:56am

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:16am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:16pm

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:23pm

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:40pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:05am

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:31pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:37pm

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:43pm

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:17pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:56pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:41pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:00am

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 8:02am

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 4:26pm

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 3:31pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:13am

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:47am

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:54am

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:11am

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:58am

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:34pm

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:34am

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.
Unlocked 25 Dec, 2021 @ 5:50pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 6:12am

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 9:55am

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:55pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:20pm

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:14pm

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:27pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:21am

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:12am

Modern times

Have 300 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:45am

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:48pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:15pm

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:21pm

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:19pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 2:13pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 4:37pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 29 Dec, 2021 @ 8:21am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.
Unlocked 28 Jan, 2022 @ 9:24pm

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 1:33pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.
Unlocked 27 Dec, 2021 @ 9:00am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:16am

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:49pm

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:16pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:20pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:57pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:50pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:42pm

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:24pm

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:44pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:47pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:58pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:20pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:48pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:06pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:00pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:45pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:14am

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:16am

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:12am

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:14am

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:31am

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:33am

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.
Unlocked 23 Dec, 2021 @ 3:52pm

I'm the wiz

Cast 99 spells.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:36pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.
Unlocked 30 Dec, 2021 @ 8:00am

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:28am

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:12am

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:16pm

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:19pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:52am

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 11:11am

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:20pm

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:47pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:25pm

Mine?

Have 400 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:20pm

In full gear

Have 400 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:20pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:19pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:19pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:44pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:04pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:02am

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:32am

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:58pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:58pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:20pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:25am

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:32am

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 4:29am

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 4:43am

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 7:14am

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:38pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:39pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:41pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:59am

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:52am

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 4:42am

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 10:53am

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:37am

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:56pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:05am

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 4:49am

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:10am

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:52am

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:52am

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:47am

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 11:18am

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 5:33am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:42pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:47pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:21pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:44pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:51pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:25am

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:32am

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 4:43am

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 7:14am

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:20am

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:00am

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:02am

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2022 @ 2:16pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.
Unlocked 6 Jul, 2023 @ 12:03pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:13am

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:21pm

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:18pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:44pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:06pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:33am

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:20am

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:55am

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:27pm

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:46pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 4:06am

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:04pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:53am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.
Unlocked 4 Jan, 2022 @ 9:22am

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 4:56am

F12

Have 1 javascript console.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2022 @ 12:28pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:12am

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:45pm

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:59pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:44pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:01am

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:16am

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:03am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 12:09pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:48pm

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:51pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 4:47am

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:09am

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:25am

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:16am

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 11:18am

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 1:29pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 5:14am

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 11:21am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:49am

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 9:01am

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:57pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:52am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:19am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:39am

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 9:00am

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:37pm

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 4:29am

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:51pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:48pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:50pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:04pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:07pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:25am

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 4:30am

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 4:43am

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:20am

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:00am

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:00am

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:04am

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 11:14am

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 1:02pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:48am

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:25pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:54am

In the green

Have 600 farms.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:15am

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:33am

That's rich

Have 600 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 4:43am

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:18am

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:20am

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:56am

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:02am

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 11:06am

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 11:19am

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 5:35am

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 5:35am

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 12:41pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:58am

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:35pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:20pm

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:49pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:01am

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 6:45am

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:53am

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 11:19am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 5:34am

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:49pm

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:51am

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:48pm

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:44pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:20pm

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:19pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 11:18am

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 3:35am

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 12:20pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:24pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:36pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:22pm

Speed baking I

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 35 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Speed baking II

Get to 1 million cookies baked in 25 minutes.
Unlocked 22 Dec, 2021 @ 2:45pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2021 @ 12:23pm

God complex

Name yourself Orteil.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 3:24am

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2023 @ 10:32pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 11:11am

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:19pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:17pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:48pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:00am

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 4:00am

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:53am

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:55am

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 9:02am

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:20pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:03pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:57am

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:24am

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 4:43am

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:16am

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:53am

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:01am

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:55am

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:55am

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 11:19am

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 2:24pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 5:35am

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 6:05am

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.
Unlocked 10 Jul, 2023 @ 1:04pm

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 1:18pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 6:14am

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:44am

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 5:41am

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 11:21am

Grandmapocalypse

Trigger the grandmapocalypse for the first time.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:55am

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:52am

My own clone

Have 1 You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:38pm

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:18pm

Born for this job

Have 100 You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:07pm

Episode II

Have 150 You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:46pm

Copy that

Have 200 You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:34am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:16am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:47am

Army of me

Have 400 You.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 11:18am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 5:33am

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:46pm

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 4:05pm

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:59am

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 6:44am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 9:53am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:01am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 10:02am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 11:14am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 12:10pm

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2023 @ 3:22pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 5:36am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.
Unlocked 9 Jul, 2023 @ 10:48am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 9:04am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 12:33pm

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.
Unlocked 7 Jul, 2023 @ 2:17pm

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.
Unlocked 11 Jul, 2023 @ 9:02am



Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Black cat's paw

Click 7,777 golden cookies.

Hardcore

Get to 1 billion cookies baked with no upgrades purchased.

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Reincarnation

Ascend 100 times.

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

A wizard is you

Cast 999 spells.

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

In the garden of Eden (baby)

Fill every tile of the biggest garden plot with plants.

Keeper of the conservatory

Unlock every garden seed.

Seedless to nay

Convert a complete seed log into sugar lumps by sacrificing your garden to the sugar hornets.

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Sexcentennial and a half

Have at least 650 of everything.

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

What do you get for the baker who has everything

Bake 100 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Bottomless pit

Bake 1 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No time like the present

Redeem a cookie gift code from a friend (or from yourself, we don't judge).

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Rainy day fund

Bake 100 duovigintillion cookies in one ascension.

And a little extra

Bake 1 trevigintillion cookies in one ascension.

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

In her likeness

Shape your clones to resemble grandmas.

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Septcentennial

Have at least 700 of everything.

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Everyone everywhere all at once

Have 650 You.

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Where is my mind

Have 700 cortex bakers.

Introspection

Have 700 You.

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Oft we mar what's well

Purchase 700 upgrades.

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.
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