Chris: Hey dad, you didn't tell us how we got our house back.
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A salamander scurries into flame to be destroyed.
Imaginary creatures are trapped in birth on celluloid.
-- Genesis, "The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway"

I don't know what it's about. I'm just the drummer. Ask Peter.
-- Phil Collins in 1975, when asked about the message behind
the previous year's Genesis release, "The Lamb Lies Down
on Broadway".
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Uh-oh!! I'm having TOO MUCH FUN!!
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Stewie: Make sure there's a fresh copy of Wall Street Journal next to the changing table.
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Live free or die.
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Bender: I finally meet a nice girl with a pair of legs
that don't quite unexpectedly...
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Homer: I'm a bad father!

Selma: You're also fat!

Homer: I'm also fat!

Saturdays of Thunder
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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
-- Oscar Wilde
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+rep Бест геймер КС ГО

only sensless - gg

+rep, only hs, son ScreaM