Happy New Year Ka9iNe!

were you a mad killer i can't remember

match so fun i could smooch you (offer only stands for men)

Best rebuttal I've seen on my profile this year. Well played, sir.

lmao

Oh wow, looks like swagballer18 deleted his comments. Let this be a lesson to you. The scum of the Earth disguises itself behind a thin veneer of kindness. Cowards online will do whatever they can think of to proclaim themselves holier than thou, and when they are exposed? They scurry away, back to whatever dank hole they came from. You can delete your comments, swagballer18, but I will never delete mine. Let them serve as a reminder of your stupidity.

If you want to attempt to annoy me and then cry and whine about my behavior on my own profile, I don't know what to say to you. Your feeble attempt to take the moral high road is not working, and your faux kindness disgusts me. I agree, we need more positivity in this world. Do you really believe that's what you were doing? Take a look in the damn mirror.

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Hey swagballer18. Just want to say that I'm a little disappointed that you didn't take my lesson to heart. I explained the GG vs GGs difference to you in the simplest way I could, but you still failed to understand. Or maybe you did understand, and consciously chose to continue to be in the wrong. I honestly do not know which one is worse. Wake up, man. Also I enjoyed your Twitch clips from three years ago. I think you should try streaming again.

+rep funny build and funny guy.

+rep jonathan, also these profile comments are hilarious

Hey Thunder, sorry I didn't reply to you straight away, but I have something called a life. You should try it sometime. The fact of the matter is that you came onto my profile and started spouting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, then tried to take the moral high ground when I defended myself. If you don't see how you're in the wrong, then I feel bad for you. Good day.

Hey Ruderman, you can type as many words as your two brain cells can put together - it still has nothing to do with reality. Everything you said is void of any relevance. I love when people try to do the whole, "YOU'RE MAD" thing because it says so much more about your mental capacity then it does my own emotional state. But I will give you props where props are due - I agree with you, you're definitely a worm. :)

It's true. He messed with the bull and he got the proverbial horns. But I have to say, I respect what he was trying to do.

+rep.. caught me in his big manly demo arms

Hey Thunder, welcome back. I thought we had cleared up our conflict some time ago, but it seems like I was mistaken. Sometimes, the messages I write end up worming into peoples minds for the rest of their pathetic existence. I fear this may be happening to you. Anyway. I would first like to defend myself. The story that I told on my profile was not, in any way, fabricated. Granted, there are always two sides to a story. However, in this case, my side is right and yours is wrong. I'm sorry to be the one to break that to you. Additionally, all geniuses are called weird by those who can't comprehend their brilliancy. Try to grasp the concept that, just because someone disagrees with you and defends themselves on their profile, that doesn't mean they need "help." I wish you the best of luck in opening your mind.

Ruderman, welcome to reality. Whoever you get your drugs from, keep them - that's some top notch ♥♥♥♥ you're on. Everything you said was completely fabricated in your own mind. You're so unbelievably weird, I wish you the best of luck with getting the help you need.

-rep cause you suck

+rep never seen the jonathen byer skin so thanks for the treat

+rep ggs to you Ruderman <3 you played well and i hope we cross paths again.

Yes, it's true, A Blighted Maniac beat me. He ran me for a long time around the main building and flashlight-saved his teammate. But that isn't the worst part. The worst part is that I know, within myself, that I could have done better. I know I could have won. But I misplayed, I over-committed, and I paid the price. However, it is from these failures that we learn and grow. I will use this experience to become a better player (which is more than you can say for most of the whiny Dead by Daylight community). Next time, I will not lose to A Blighted Maniac.

+rep i juiced em <3

Thunder, welcome to my profile. I'm sorry, but you seem to have misunderstood what happened in that game we played together. What happened, in reality, was that you were a coward and a loser and you killed yourself on hook. Did you know that, if I chase you off a gen and you go stand in the corner and do nothing, I have no reason to leave the area? Why would I chase you and give up my good position? Also, did you know, that if I am camping (which you could have stopped if you weren't such a coward), you can just do a generator without being interrupted? If you complete the generators, you can escape and win! Hope that clears things up. Thanks for coming on my profile and being an idiot!

-rep just camps around every hook like all the other non-skilled killers in dbd - congrats, you're nothing special, lol

+rep ggs, i have a huge hate on for twin players who body block hallways so i had to get out of there. you were a great teammate. thank you.

Hello everyone. As you can see from the comments below, I had engaged in an argument in my comments section with a twitch streamer named "Deadshot." You would think, given his military background, that he wouldn't be such a coward and delete all his comments. You would think he might have the guts to stand by his words. Not so. He is, indeed, like all other entitled ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of the world. A coward. I will leave my comments here as a reminder of his pathetic presence and spinelessness. You can find him at twitch.tv/deadshotjmc . Thank you.

Oh, trust me, it was easy. You know the game was easy. It was easy because you didn't actually play. Like you seem to do in half your matches. Because you're a whiner and an ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I already explained to you the situation but you don't seem to comprehend what happened. Keep commenting though. You're adding to my collection.

Nah but let's be real he didn't see combat.

I've broken the man more than war ever could.

Then let me make it short. You're not as good as you think. Disregard this guys comments. I didn't stream snipe and anyone with a brain and reading comprehension would know that.

Oh, and if you're curious, reader, I'll give you a little context on the game me and Deadshot played together. I was the Dredge (which he hates, of course, because he's entitled) and instead of playing the game out he decided to hide in corners of the map while his team died around him. Useless in game as he is in life. But, of course, it was my fault he wasn't having a good time in the match we played. I guess I should apologize to him. He is a veteran, after all.

Deadshot Deadshot Deadshot... Again you disappoint me. Do you really think people who come to my profile to see if I'm a "cringey little stream sniper" are actually going to come away from this conversation with that conclusion? I fear you will never learn. That you will never understand what I am saying to you. I fear you are hopeless. I don't know if you will ever wake up and see yourself for what you truly are. I feel bad for people like you. So oblivious to your own faults. You will never improve. And I'm not talking about a pointless video game here. I'm talking about improving as a person. The word just came to me. The word that describes you best: Stagnant.

Your reading comprehension seems to be lacking here, Deadshot, so let me make something crystal clear for you: Your words do not hold any weight. It is not physically, mentally, or emotionally possible for me to care less about what you say about me or my gameplay. You might as well be writing your comments in your private diary. They do not matter to me, just like you do not matter to me. You have proven yourself to be worthless scum and that is what I am now treating you as. Continue to comment if you wish, but just know that it's pointless. Just like everything else you do.

But at the end of the day, it doesn't matter. Because you will, like every other troll that comments on my profile, fade into obscurity. I will forget you. I will go about my daily life and I will be happy and I will be successful, like I always am. Losers like you, however, will continue to sit and complain all day, every day, perpetually unsatisfied with your insignificant life and worthless mark you leave on the world. Good luck coming to terms with the fact that you hold no value.

Yes but that's only because you don't have your vods available. I want to watch the matches back when I go against a streamer, and when they DO have the available vods I never have the stream open when I play them. But when they don't have the vods available I have no choice but to get the reactions to my game play live. I try to preserve the integrity of the game regardless. And if you don't want the killer to watch shouldn't you not have TTV in your name?? Complaining about stream sniping with TTV in your name is the real cringe here.

Hahahahahahaha I found you at the end of the game fair and square bro... Ignore the dude below me, he's the typical entitled streamer

Logged onto your steam account just to try to trash talk me on my own profile huh? You are the lowest of the low my friend. Here's a tip: If you don't want to die, try not to heal yourself right next to the hook when you get unhooked. I'll respect the DS or the Off the Record if you don't do that. Also, facecamping? When I used my BBQ to travel ACROSS THE MAP every time I got a hook? This dude's delusional, feel free to disregard everything and anything he says.

Big fan of facecamping and tunneling straight off hook, just avoid.

Damn, they're pretty high up there. Reminds me of the first time I hit a volcano vaporizer. Oh thats right, not all of you are members of r/trees on reddit. Well let me save you some hard life lessons. Despite what you might have heard, life is NOT worth living without the high of cannabis. It's also a MUCH better way to get high than jumping out of a plane. You know how many people die that jump out of planes? A lot, and how many from marijuana? ZERO Thats why we should make adrenaline illegal so these junkies will stop risking their lives. All you need to "fly" is a good eighth of quality bud. Slow down though tiger you probably can smoke all that at once like a master as euphoric as myself. Wouldnt want you to have a bad trip and become one of those anti pot douchebags!
Stoner God, master pothead and duke of dopamine signing out. Smokes entire bowl to self

+rep noed gaming

+rep insane billy

Ladies and gentlemen, here we see a poor lost soul. Someone who thinks their words have weight. Someone who thinks they've won. But I ask you, who do YOU think won? The person who doesn't reply to meaningless drivel? Or the person who goes onto someone else's profile online to try to reclaim some of the power that was taken from them when they were bullied in middle school? It's up to you, dear reader.

backed down from the fight I see. There's some yellow on your belly sir, you should get that checked out.

you think I even care what you have to say? goes to show how DELUSIONAL you really are.

It's evident that you don't know me in real life, or you would NEVER type such a STUPID and UNINFORMED thing. I quite literally have to SWAT the women away. They swarm me, like moths to a flame. Also, I just got back from a trip abroad where I did a plethora of amazingly entertaining things. Goes to show that you can be an absolute king in Dead by Daylight and still have a fulfilling and rewarding life. Something that a majority of the people in my comments have never experienced.

1000 hours on DBD? no life. no b*tiches. seems about right.

incel

Kink-shaming now? You really are a miserable swine.

-rep likes to suck toes

I'm rubber and you are glue. Whatever you say bounces off of me and sticks to you, MntnToes.