Ulimate
United Kingdom (Great Britain)
 
 
‘Sleep, brave champion of humanity. A life without worth is coming to a close, and you go to your reward in the Sea of Souls.’
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"I'm not gay i like bum"
"If you are doing anal, and you finger her you can feel your own c♥♥♥"
"My bedtime is 9oclock but sometimes i bend the rules and read books"
"Buck cake; what have yous just realized that's how you say it?"
"i may be a virgin, but i'm not a re♥♥♥d"
"you cant even afford chicken biscuits you f♥♥♥ing re♥♥♥d"
"Tell Robynne she's flat? Robynne she's flat!"
"Oh i am second beloved race in p♥♥♥hub? Omg... Thank you Thank you guys! Lol"
"If you could wait a second ill be muchas gracias"
"You've Heard of Elf on the Shelf, Now get ready for Socks on the Floor"
"You arent allowed to touch her bum be she let you nut in her mouth?"
"I havnt buss a nut since thursday"
"the last time your parents didnt regret not getting an abortion"
" 'Btw I read all of citrus i still don't know why its called citrus' 'cos that p♥♥♥y juicy like an orange? smile' "
" 'lymfa joma aeh' 'i loost i loooost' "
"mine is bugged mine is bugged mine is hones- honestly mine is bugged... guys please don't... guys tell me you believe me? STOP LAUGHING! YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME GUYS i did WAY more than that!"
"i am literally surrounded by cumbrained r♥♥♥♥ds"
"I've never wanted to kiss a man so hard"
"This day 25 years ago I was in the coombe being induced."
"imagine if your bumcheek.. like your bum crack was horizontal instead of vertical... you'd run down the stairs and it'd be like *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* "
"F♥♥♥ing chicken nuggets! not again!"
"By the way... what do you think of the rest of the goblin zone?"
"shes sitting on my face, slowly suffocating me as we speak."
"What kryzzel birth month he do be kinda 4k doe"
"I feel kinda happy knowing that I'm the mugmaster"
"michael jackson pronounce he/he"
"The boys are horny oh no"
"I thought I have a hangover from Wednesday but its only corona"
"He wanted to learn a language and he said something about credits"
"if you connect a barrel with another barrel does it 40%?"
"do girls have a c♥m sponge?"
"HAHAHAHA there's a f♥♥♥ing plant walking towards me"
"WHY IS HE JUST SLAMMING MY BUSSY MAN?!"

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ch1na 25 Jan @ 6:42pm 
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Steevvee 17 Aug, 2024 @ 3:25pm 
(Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard)
According to all known laws
of aviation,
:
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
:
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
:
The bee, of course, flies anyway
:
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
BARRY BENSON:
(Barry is picking out a shirt)
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
:
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
JANET BENSON:
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
BARRY:
Coming!
:
Hang on a second.
(Barry uses his antenna like a phone)
:
Hello?
ADAM FLAYMAN:

(Through phone)
- Barry?
BARRY:
- Adam?
ADAM:
- Can you believe this is happening?
BARRY:
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
(Barry flies down the stairs)
:
MARTIN BENSON:
Looking sharp.
JANET:
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
BARRY:
Sorry. I'm excited.
MARTIN:
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
:
A perfect report card, all B's.
Putrefactive 29 Jun, 2024 @ 8:27am 
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ninjo 9 Sep, 2023 @ 11:54am 
Batu Khan
sinnlos 19 Jul, 2023 @ 5:04pm 
The Fog is coming O_O
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