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3.5 hrs on record
This is one of the best RPG Maker games I have ever played, and I got this for some change I had on my steam wallet, definetely worth it, I recommend it to anyone who is looking for a good story and a beautifully designed game, with lots of easter eggs and funny quotes from npcs.
Posted 23 March, 2017.
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51.5 hrs on record (37.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Evie is my bae
Posted 24 November, 2016.
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12.9 hrs on record (11.8 hrs at review time)
This game made me cry like the little ♥♥♥♥♥ I am...





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TEN OUTTA TEN!
Posted 9 March, 2016.
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0.6 hrs on record
Peppa Pig is having a blast.
10/10.
Posted 8 January, 2016.
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1.4 hrs on record
Reccomended if you want a library filler or is just wishing some cheap trading cards.
Listening to the Soundtrack is funnier tough. :/
Posted 30 June, 2015.
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2.1 hrs on record
If I were to choose one adjective to describe this game, I would use the one on it' s title.
Posted 30 June, 2015.
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1 person found this review funny
13.1 hrs on record (11.0 hrs at review time)
Helloooo guys, once again, I strike with a review, and for the sake of good old Uncle Sam, it's in English.
So, "let's stop talking and do some walking". Portal is a game in where you play as the protagonis Chell , a woman who wakes up in the middle of the Aperture Science Enrichment Center (mentioned in Half Life series) and your task is simple : Testing. What you are testing is not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Cosmetic products, nope, you're testing a motherfreaking PORTAL GUN!, yeah, you heard me right, you are freaking testing a GUN, that makes PORTALS, how can that be not holy AWESOME? now put your pants back on, you masturbating glee fan, and get your freaking wallet so you can buy this game already.

Here I point out some reasons to play Portal:

Resons:
Reason 1
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Awesome voice acting, if GLaDOS can't make you laugh from her sarcastic quotes, you're a cold hearthed basstard.
Reason 2
When you were a kid you wanted to have a device that created portals and Emma Watson's to be your girlfriend just admit it, I won't judge
Reason 3
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!!!!

If there is any point on this review in where you disagree, leave a comment below. If my review hurt your feelings in any possible way, ♥♥♥♥ yourself, see a Psychologist, and THEN leave a comment below, just be nice k? ;)
Posted 8 June, 2015. Last edited 8 June, 2015.
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1 person found this review funny
43.8 hrs on record (7.1 hrs at review time)
Here we go guys, awesomenauts, a fairly priced Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA) , the game is quite simple, so a couple of coop vs. AI is enough for you to get the mechanics of the game. It has a REALLY memorable soundtrack, and the graphics are quite good, for a game of it's budget, I mean. As other MOBAs, it IS NOT pay to win.

PROS

+Really Great Soundtrack, seriously guys!
+Pretty cheap, you can get it for sale for, like, 50 cents...
+Fun to play with Friends
+Up to 3 Local players (Same Machine, using controllers)


CONS

- DLC characters are kinda OP in my opinion
- No dedicated server, the game is hosted by a random player who may have a low internet access or be playing on a toaster.
- As there is no Dedicated Server, there is not a dedicated "Matchmaking system" similar to those on League of legends and DOTA 2, since some players start losing on purpose after every season to get low ranks and pwn noobs and are left unharmed, it can make you really angry, but does not affect the overall game experience (Credits to the user: "Asparagus?")
-It is really fun to play with friends vs. foes, but not quite so to play solo online, matchmaked with 2 others

OVERALL THOUGHTS

The Game is quite funny and Cheap.

Price: 100
Soundtrack: 100
Offline Play: 95
Online play 80
Graphics: 90
Gameplay: 95

Wich brings us a total of: 93,3/100

I hope this review will be helpfull, so please feedback me for errors and stuff, but be nice, since it is my first review on steam :v, Don't Forget to upvote it if you liked this and wants me to review other games.
Posted 30 March, 2015. Last edited 6 April, 2015.
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6.8 hrs on record (5.4 hrs at review time)
Gameplay bem locão, só não tem muito suporte pros brasileiros, recomendo a quem tem um ingles basico e não se importe com trolls floodando o chat, pra quem quer um mmo diferente e leve, esse game é uma boa pedida
Posted 27 December, 2013.
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