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I play fat like a pro 19 hours ago 
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Failing is not bad, not trying is!

what im saying is do not be afraid of failing

say next time a stranger comes to you and asks the way.
Point him any direction you like, even though you don't know the way
I play fat like a pro 10 Jul @ 3:16am 
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How to show your love to someone in Chinese

Basic: 我喜欢你
Advanced: 问世间情为何物，直叫人生死相许

Legendary: 我好想拿一把新鲜香菜，切掉香菜叶子拿香菜根，一根一根的塞进你的 屁眼 里，有多难受我就有多爱你
耐摔王✈Misaki 4 Jul @ 5:18pm 
【苗木雾切恋爱日记】
你想不到的夏日表白法

:b_star: 今天的天气是35.5°
苗木：35.5°C = 95.90000°F 它们加在是什么呢？
雾切：氧的第一电离能精确到个位数是多少你还记得吗？

:b_star: 表白小技巧：35.5摄氏度等于95.9华氏度，加起来等于131.4
氧的第一电离能为1313.9kj/mol,精确到个位为1314.

:b_star: 理科生坠入情网，故尝试证明
出处： 游戏《弹丸论破》

又学一招，好肉麻的两公婆:nerov::2016villain:
耐摔王✈Misaki 3 Jul @ 5:04pm 
:Mirro_lightning:老公在外面找小三:Mirro_lightning:
一次次的忍让换来的却是无休止的伤害:fengxi:
终于，我也决定反击！今天疯狂星期四， v我50 听我接下来的复仇计划 :tsubakieh::chainsaw:
I play fat like a pro 3 Jul @ 1:48am 
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Just because i say the n word and call you guys gay a lot
does not make me a racist or somewhat homophobic

I mean you like pizza, does it make you an Italian?
\NO!

I am simply offensive to everyone
耐摔王✈Misaki 2 Jul @ 6:39pm 
这个盛夏，不简单…
6~7月：处处惊喜:nerov::2016villain:

:b_star: 6.28绝区零开服前瞻
:b_star: 7.04绝区零开服
:b_star: 7.05原神4.8前瞻
:b_star: 7.10崩铁翡翠银枝卡池开启
:b_star: 7.15原神5.0角色立绘，纳塔PV:l
:b_star: 7.16-7.17崩铁2.5角色立绘
:b_star: 7.17原神4.8开启
:b_star: 7.19崩铁前瞻
:b_star: 7.25绝区零换卡池
:b_star: 7.31崩铁2.4

😭😭😭:jimbo::jimbo::jimbo:😭😭😭

都没有3a大作敢在7月发售，足见米哈游的市场统治力:azuki2::BHC:
I play fat like a pro 2 Jul @ 1:05am 
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I understand you are lonely, otherwise you wouldn't spend so much on games.

Here are some apps for you to make frineds:
Les Park
Grinder
Jack'd
SCRUFF
Hornet
HeeSay
GROWLR
Taimi
Gay Travel
Gsland
Guysonly
none of them are made for gays
耐摔王✈Misaki 1 Jul @ 6:09pm 
七月愉快呀小可爱~
推首歌给你听:nerov::2016villain:

歌名：一番の宝物 (Crow Ver.)
歌手：marina
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◁ㅤ ㅤ❚❚ㅤㅤ ▷ㅤ

历经十余年，《一番の宝物》的旋律重生在了麻枝准新作《HEAVEN BURNS RED》的世界中，惊喜联动《Angel Beats!》

犹记得十年前第一次看《Angel Beats!》的时候，我也处于青春少年时期，最后那个怀中突然空无一物而在空中拼命抓取的痛哭悲嚎的音无一直深深烙印在我的心中，无法释怀。:nanami_cry:

在这里，依然留有着她们的痕迹，让我们可以“立于浮华之世，奏响天籁之音”！:confidence::Speech_Love:

出处：《天使的心跳》X 《炽焰天穹Heaven Burns Red》:violin:
《炽焰天穹》国服7.17定档，开服联动《天使的心跳》 :chisaki_love::Speech_Love:
I play fat like a pro 1 Jul @ 1:44am 
sorry for going to live longer than all of you
y'all shorter than me
which means you all gonna inhale more fart than I will ever
I'll try to remember you guys
耐摔王✈Misaki 30 Jun @ 6:19pm 
美女你好 ，我先向你介绍一下我自己
我现于深圳龙华区电子厂做流水线普工，一个月稳定2800，两班倒，月休二天，有高温补贴。且我已经有5000存款，全部用于投资金融理财产品，我每月可从余额宝获得10元左右的理财收益。同时，我也对自己有着清晰的职业规划，我会努力在50岁之前由普工晋升为线长，月收入达到3200。:azuki2::BHC:

我现在43岁，思想非常成熟，做事踏实稳重，希望能成为你择偶的选择，谢谢！:nerov::2016villain:
I play fat like a pro 30 Jun @ 4:55pm 
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Short people do die faster
cause they smell more fart than others
耐摔王✈Misaki 28 Jun @ 6:13pm 
现在网恋出现了一个新的分支: “群恋”
“群恋” : 主要是指群友双方都有好感:Speech_Love:
但两边都是怂逼，只敢在群里腻歪，天天在群里嗨，暧昧的不行，其实连好友都没有:nanami_cry::BHC:

所以w
你要和我群恋吗 :nerov::2016villain:
I play fat like a pro 27 Jun @ 11:12pm 
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You guys are double standarded as well!

You be like:
"Lady parts"
"boobs, ♥♥♥♥♥, more more more"

but when it comes to a girl with a pen!s
or some dude's nude

you'd be like " ewwww wtf"

also be like " lesbian corn ! I love it!"
" gay corn,? ewww!"

man, gender equality my as!
We should fight for genital equality！
耐摔王✈Misaki 24 Jun @ 5:44pm 
面对塔菲和宁宁，你的选择是？
哎呀我去，宁宁和塔菲被困住了:BHC:

救誰好呢？
A.解决塔菲成为唐氏？😱
我去你大坝啊

B.解救宁宁，成为保科柊史🥰
那肯定是选宁宁啊👌

解救成功

【宁宁：你简直就是保科柊史啊:luv::yoshino_charo::2016villain:】
【塔菲：你们都是鲨人松手啊啊啊啊啊啊😭😭😭】

呵呵呵🤓呵呵呵
I play fat like a pro 23 Jun @ 9:10pm 
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Life Hack 202
let's get real, ugly and disgusting.

DId you know if your mom and I were a couple?
She'd saved so much money on toilet paper and Tampons


(man how did my cat come up with those simp ideas)
耐摔王✈Misaki 15 Jun @ 2:24pm 
突然发现鸣潮和原神真的很好磕
鸣潮：我们的文案节奏太大了，怎么解决啊😭
原神：没事，接下来登场的是龙蜥夫人！🤓
鸣潮：🥰

(几天后)

原神：完了，怎么感觉节奏有点大😱
鸣潮：没事，我也有妙招，兄弟，你瞧好吧👌

库洛和米哈游我真的磕了，以后你们的cp名就叫 miku 吧， miku 是真的！:nerov::Speech_Love:
I play fat like a pro 13 Jun @ 2:42am 
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What makes a hero?

Back in school days, this gay, i mean this guy alone, https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/profiles/76561199013626515
saved 15 boys, 3 groundskeeper willlies, 8 class frogs from being molested.

That took a lot of Self-Control
除膜慰道 22 May @ 6:08pm 
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* ♥❤♥☼♥𝓥𝓐𝓛𝓔𝓝𝓣𝓘𝓝𝓔'𝓢 𝓓𝓐𝓨♥☼♥❤♥ *
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Faiz 22 May @ 2:46am 
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* ♥❤♥☼♥𝓥𝓐𝓛𝓔𝓝𝓣𝓘𝓝𝓔'𝓢 𝓓𝓐𝓨♥☼♥❤♥ *
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被迫和生活对线的第1088天 :mhwgood:
I play fat like a pro 21 May @ 8:58am 
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Im so sick of Capcom remaking every single Resident Evil game
and forgeting about DevilMayCay 3 Remake
Faiz 14 Feb @ 12:37am 
迟来的新年祝福
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DestinyJoker 12 Feb @ 7:40am 
年初三 拜大年:tcsmhitchhiker: 最紧要健健康康閪佬
One's Hope 10 Feb @ 8:03am 
新年快乐，希望您全心全意地享受它 ~
除膜慰道 10 Feb @ 1:54am 
龙年行大运，所求皆如愿，新年快乐啦！
Takumi Inui 5 Feb @ 7:11am 
真的很喜欢哈哈哈，每周跑季节赛都成习惯了
除膜慰道 31 Dec, 2023 @ 11:22pm 
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凱風🌟Zephyr 31 Dec, 2023 @ 8:21pm 
:black_dot::black_dot::sg2_bq2::sg2_bq2::black_dot::booom::booom::black_dot:
:black_dot::sg2_bq2::heart_fmn::Loving::b_star::Loving::heart_fmn::booom::black_dot:
:sg2_bq2::Loving::cherrypie::ttpg_heart::heartx::ttpg_heart::CherryCake::Loving::booom:
:sg2_bq2::heart_fmn::cherrypie::ttpg_heart::ttpg_heart::ttpg_heart::CherryCake::heart_fmn::booom:
:black_dot::sg2_bq2::Loving::cherrypie::ttpg_heart::CherryCake::Loving::booom::black_dot:
:black_dot::black_dot::sg2_bq2::heart_fmn::coeur::heart_fmn::booom::black_dot::black_dot:
:black_dot::black_dot::black_dot::sg2_bq2::Loving::booom::black_dot::black_dot::black_dot:
:black_dot::black_dot::black_dot::black_dot::DS2_Mask::black_dot::black_dot::black_dot::black_dot:
:p_heart::black_dot::black_dot:元旦快乐:black_dot::black_dot::r_heart:
凱風🌟Zephyr 28 Dec, 2023 @ 6:53pm 
and on and on and on
凱風🌟Zephyr 25 Dec, 2023 @ 6:09pm 
life goes on
除膜慰道 24 Dec, 2023 @ 7:13am 
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除膜慰道 22 Dec, 2023 @ 3:45am 
冬至快乐哦~
Faiz 8 Dec, 2023 @ 7:13pm 
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除膜慰道 24 Nov, 2023 @ 11:53pm 
Long time no see. Have a nice weekend.
凱風🌟Zephyr 9 Oct, 2023 @ 6:39am 
:black_dot::black_dot::sparkles::sparkles::black_dot::sparkles::sparkles:
:black_dot::sparkles::SpaceBalls::SpaceBalls::sparkles::SpaceBalls::SpaceBalls::sparkles:
:sparkles::SpaceBalls::CC3671_HEART::u::ss3dHeart2::u::CC3671_HEART::SpaceBalls::sparkles:
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⭐️咲秋丶AUTUMN🌟 3 Sep, 2023 @ 7:45am 
周末愉快呀
Faiz 3 Sep, 2023 @ 5:13am 
风吹过森林，他们眼中我好似杀过人。
The wind blew through the forest, and in their eyes, I seemed to have killed someone.
除膜慰道 22 Aug, 2023 @ 4:03am 
七夕快乐
Satelizer 18 Aug, 2023 @ 11:10pm 
祝周末过得开心 :Heartyou:
除膜慰道 11 Aug, 2023 @ 5:23am 
又一个周目到来啦，各位周目愉快！
DestinyJoker 8 Aug, 2023 @ 8:55pm 
好热阿，快请我饮野！
kuaRUSASCUR 21 Apr, 2023 @ 1:35am 
      :headofanger::CANDYBRIGHT:   :CANDYBRIGHT::headofanger:
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:headofanger:   :Hymn1:   :ThinkToDie3:   :miniaturegarden_Flower:   :headofanger:
:CANDYBRIGHT::snmfoilright::ringring::snmfoilleft:   :8BitGlasses::trump:   :CANDYBRIGHT:
:spgold::headofanger:      :twtpstar:      :headofanger::spgold:
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         :spgold::spgold::spgold::WordT::TheLetterR::GimmeAnA::GoldenM::TheLetterU::sranks::_H_::_K_::GimmeAnA:    
Faiz 28 Mar, 2023 @ 10:06pm 
周三好！Epic有款游戏叫Crime Boss今天发行了，我只是想知道你们买了死亡岛2没有？好像都是独占的这两个。

Good Wednesday! Epic has a game called Crime Boss released today. I just want to know if you bought Death Island 2? It seems that both of them are exclusive.
凱風🌟Zephyr 17 Mar, 2023 @ 10:01pm 
　:lis:
Satelizer 17 Mar, 2023 @ 8:27pm 
祝周末过得开心 :moonlightrose:
Uhou游猴 1 Mar, 2023 @ 9:14pm 
⢠⠊⣉⠒⠤⢀⡀          ⡐⢁⣉⠒⢄
 ⡇⢸  ⠉⠐⠢⢌⠑⢄    ⡸  ⡆   ⠢ ⠱⡀
 ⡇⢸        ⣀⠗  ⠉⠉⠁  ⠙⠢⠤⡀⢃⢱           .       ⊹
 ⡇⠘⣄⢀⠔⠉                    ⠈⠁⠘⡄    ⊹       •
 ⢇    ⠁                            ⠘⡄       • ❤
 ⢸            ⢀⣀⣀⡀        ⢀⣀⣀⡀  ⢣       ⊹   .
 ⡸        ⢴⣾⡿⠿⠽⠇        ⠘⠛⠛⠛  ⠈⢄
⠰⡁              ⢠⠒⠢⡀⠈⠒⠊      ⡠⢄  ⡘
 ⠱⣀          ⢀⠜    ⠇        ⢀⠔⠁  ⡏
     ⠑⠤⢄⣀⠔⠁    ⡜        ⠊⠁  ⢀⠜”
❤️❤️ https://gtm.steamproxy.vip/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2930088468 ❤️❤️
西瓜總帥™ 12 Feb, 2023 @ 4:27am 
哈哈 拜见大佬
凱風🌟Zephyr 12 Feb, 2023 @ 4:08am 
你这个头像啊…Excited!
凱風🌟Zephyr 10 Feb, 2023 @ 7:44pm 
周末愉快:RadHeart:
我在肝死亡空间重制版不可能难度
Satelizer 10 Feb, 2023 @ 7:32pm 
祝周末过得开心 :moonlightrose: