Unbuckle, transit hoes! 🚗💨 CUMgestion pricing got TRUMPED 🍊💥 today! 📅 After WEEKS of blue-balling 🟦🔨 commuters, Trump 🦅🤠 just YEETED 🗑️ the tolls. Hochul 🤮 just got TRUMP’D – flop ⏮️ status: PERMANENT.

MIDTOWN 🌆 is a FREEWAY SLUT 🛣️👅 again! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🤢 is BACK, baby! MTA’s pockets 🤑 are now DRYER 🏜️ than Mar-a-Lago’s 🤡 “charity” checks 💸🔥. No snail trails 🐌💦… just DUST 🚇💔 and delayed trains 🚊⏳. Driving 🚙 solo just got EASY 🍆💦 like a MAGA hat 😈🎩 at a rally. But riding public transit? 🚇🍑 Might as well beg 🛑 for a DADDY 🚖💰 to fund it.

Send this to 🔟 friends who’d let Trump 🍊 DRIVE THEM 🏎️💨. If you get 5️⃣ back, you’re a TRUMPED-UP THOT 💅🇺🇸. Get 🔟? Congrats, you’re a HIGHWAY HUSSY 🛣️👠!

💻😎EXECUTE!
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Merry ❌❌❌MAS!! U lil elf 🧝bimbo! 👧👄💅
Not🚫here👇2 sl*t💋shame😔on this🌲merry❄️⛄️day…
Just here 2 jingle ur bells🔔🙌🔔& put those mistleTOES🦶👅in Santa’s🎅mouth👄
That’s not all Daddy👨Santa🎅has🍆4 his 🤫naughty😈elf 🧝‍♀️He’s💦💦💦all the way👇from Santaland🏔️2 give u his ❌❌❌L 💪North POLE💈& if ur lucky 🍀Mrs. Claus🤶& rudolf🔴🦌will ride🎟️UR sleigh🛷💦💦2😱
Santa🎅has an xtra special gift🎁4 u… somethin♨️hot 🥵& rdy ⏲️📳
Once he 💦👇ur chimney➡️🍑⬅️w/ glee🤪😍🧑‍🎄he’s off 2🍆stuff ur🧦stockings

✨WHATS UP MY CELESTIAL CUMSLUTS 💯 ARE YOU READY FOR THE SEXIII SOLAR ☀️ ECLITS?? 🌒 AT 12:50 🕘 THE SUN 🌝 💦 AND THE MOON 🌚 WILL BE TAG TEAMING 🏷️ IN THE SKY 🌌 MAKE SURE YOU WEAR PROTECTION 😎 BC WE ABOUT TO ⚫️ BLACK OUT 😜 LETS WITNESS THE 💫 COSMIC CLIMAX OF THE CENTURY 😩✨ SEND THIS 👀👇TO 24 LUNAtics🌛 OR 🔪💣💥💥DURING THE ECLIT UR PHONE WILL EXPLODE 🌒‼️

LMAO

PRIDE 💰💰 🏳️‍🌈 MONTH🗓 HAS 🏼 OFFICIALLY BEGUN✅

MEN 👴😎 ♂️ AND 👦⬆ WOMEN ♀🚺 ♀️ OF 📰💀 THE NATION
IT IS NOW 👎🏃 ILLEGAL TO 😔👏 BE 🐝☮ #STRAIGHT📏 ➖👫 ANYWHERE ON 🔛👇 GAY🏳️‍🌈 👿 MOTHER 👵👵 EARTH 🌎 🌎🌐🌍🌏

BISEXUALS MUST 🏽 HEAD 🤕 TO 🤑 YOUR 👸 NEAREST GOVERNMENT BUILDING 🏗 🎟 AND RECEIVE A 💰 "Bi-Ticket Admission Allowance System Check in 📥😜 Mark" ✌👬 TO ♂💦 BE 🐝 PUT 🏿 UNDER ⬇ EXAMINATION 🔍 TO DETERMINE IF YOU ARE ❓👌 TO 💰 BE 🌼 LEFT ⬅👈 IN 😩👈 THE 🖥💴 GENE 😕 POOL🤽‍♂️🤽‍♀️YOU 🌊 ARE 🔢 ON 😌🔛 THIN 💃💃 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 ICE 💎 ❄️

THE 🤝🌌 👫❌STRAIGHTZSTAFFEL❌👫 👮‍♂️👮‍♂️🚔🚔 WILL BE 🅱💰 INSPECTING ALL RESIDENTS🏘 OF 🔉 THE 🍂 US 👦👩 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 TO ➡ SEARCH 🕵 FOR 💥👌 ANY STRAIGHT 🅱👫 ACTIVITY

I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dying for a chance here. I literally haven’t been able to sleep for the last couple days over it, and I swear that for the rest of our days I’m going to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ worship you whether I get that chance or not. You’re the only person I can ever see myself with and every day that just becomes more and more clear. If even in 10 years you decide there might be some place in your heart for me still I’ll ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ be here, I’ve never felt anything like this in my life. Its like an almost religious feeling like I don’t even know how to describe it.