boa preto de merda segui campeando

maluco bota geral pra mama msm

Free Jokes! Sorry if they're crude!

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ㅤ* A man goes into a fish shop and says, "I'd like a piece of cod, please."
Fishmonger says, "It won't be long sir."
"Well, it had better be fat then", replies the man.
ㅤ* An archaeologist is someone whose life is in ruins.
ㅤ* Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤ I"m chortling!

Bem gay

Só ganha ponto plantando bomba

vc e conservador?? 🙏🙏👏👍

entao conserva esse meu pe de maconha
filho da♥♥♥♥♥♥
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