I'd like to take this opportunity to examine what may have brought you here. Perhaps we played a game together and you deemed it appropriate to add me as a friend. While that's plausible, unless I decided to add you, odds are good I don't want to know you. I don't want to know anything about you, and unless you have a sister and/or mother who is offering felatio, I certainly have no desire to ever speak with you again. If you have a sister and/or mother who is indeed offering felatio, well then you've come to the right place and we should discuss my terms of service in greater extent. If not continue reading.

This is pretty much my general outlook on life when it comes to people that utilize steam and play most of the games I play. Seeing as how the bulk of you are toxic based on a rampant plague of downs riddled through kids aged 14-24 and another chunk of you being flat out cheaters, odds are really high that I would much rather read some news article about how you died robbing a gun store with a knife than having ever had any interaction with you. I also have no interest in speaking with squeakers, lonely fat kids, half witted mongoloids from the former Soviet Union, or anyone that thinks dubstep is music.

If you came to my profile because you're amazed at the fact that someone can have a hobby such as gaming and actually care about working out as well...well prepare to have your mind blown because I also talk to females in real life. I know...mind blowing ♥♥♥♥. Anyhow, I have no interest in helping you be less of a scrawny piece of ♥♥♥♥ unless you're prepared to shell out some of that allowance money. Nothing that requires my time to give you information (unless I deem you a friend) is free. For the sake of convenience I do accept skins as payment. This also applies to worthless wallowing fat ♥♥♥♥♥ who would like to stop being worthless fat ♥♥♥♥♥. In fact in this case you should thank me for taking skins as payment as the ability to see your ♥♥♥♥ and increased testosterone from not being a worthless wallowing fat ♥♥♥♥ will allow you to enjoy being outside of your mother's basement. In light of that you will no longer need skins for CS:GO or your computer for that matter.

If you came here upset because I was abusive to you with constant verbal abuse and detailing things about how you should felate a fetus and/or a mixture of racist hatred, well odds are good you're a piece of ♥♥♥♥ and you should consider sodomizing aborted fetuses. If this upsets you in any sort of way please notify your father and I will gladly exchange information with him and engage your father in a fist fight. If you don't have a father because you are a true to from Orphan and are upset that I referred to you as Oliver Twist...well then you have no one that will fight on your behalf, but should you take up a full time job at McDonalds to get someone to fight me for you, I'd be happy to fight that person. If this still is not a viable option for you you can send me a RSVP to your 18th birthday and for the price of $200 I will show up and kick you square in the face.

If for whatever reason you are here and it is for none of the above reasons and I decided to add you, please provide a clear and concise reason as to why you decide to request my friendship. Any signs of English not being your first language will be met with comments insisting that you have downs. Consider yourself forewarned.

Side note:
- I don't want to trade with you, you filthy monogoloid.
- I don't want to play matchmaking with you and your pet gerbil.
- If I wanted skins other than the ones I had I would buy them.
- I will happily fist fight your father, uncle, brother, and/or grandfather.

Terms of Service for your sister and/or mother and/or girlfriend to felate me go as follows. I require a donation of a game from my wishlist to provide my ♥♥♥♥ for said felatio. If the felater in question is deemed an 8/10 or higher on my list of standards I will reduce this fee to 5 keys. If the girl providing felatio is looking to broadcast this via chaturbate then I require 72% of the proceeds deposited directly to my paypal. If they are looking for alpha genetic offspring then I may oblige however they will have to provide me child support for donating my sperm and I will need all legal waivers signed that declare my responsibility to any child null and void.