I know 99.9 percent won't read this but I am a 5 year old and I play minecraft I wank furiously and snort massive amounts of cocaine when I'm home alone.

You are probably here because you're really upset about me being better than you in Dirtybomb. Likely, you are looking to see if I have a VAC ban on record or something, in order to justify you being worse than me, and are certain I am cheating in some fashion. Unfortunately this isn't the case.

The price of heaven isn't cheap but it sure does sell.

There's more to life than money or success. I'm learning that on this journey. Keep the things that matter closest to you. Family & friends are there when everything crashes around you. Remember that.

They say money doesn't buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in that Lamborghini.

“Dr. Disrespect cheated on his wife, why can’t I cheat on a game” - Chief 2018

“Do you like causing yourself harm? If so this game is for you” - adriaN