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-- Miss November, 1966
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Many people feel that if you won't let them make you happy, they'll make you
suffer.
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God helps them that help themselves.
-- Benjamin Franklin, "Poor Richard's Almanac"
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As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
-- Weisert
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Genius is ten percent inspiration and fifty percent capital gains.
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It's your child versus mine! The winner will be showered with praise,
the loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore.
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa on Ice
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Rincewind looked down at him and grinned slowly. It was a wide, manic, and
utterly humourless rictus. It was the sort of grin that is normally
accompanied by small riverside birds wandering in and out, picking scraps
out of the teeth.
-- Terry Pratchett, "The Lure of the Wyrm"
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