Nate's My Summer Car Achievement Progress

Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:10pm

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:42pm

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:01pm

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 7:10pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:40pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.

Unlocked 4 Jan @ 1:20pm

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:11pm

Pimped!

That really does it.

Unlocked 13 Feb @ 6:37pm

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.

Unlocked 13 Feb @ 7:07pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.

Unlocked 13 Feb @ 7:03pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 10:01pm

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!

Unlocked 14 Feb @ 9:43am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 2:43pm

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!

Unlocked 2 Jan @ 9:06pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!

Unlocked 3 Jan @ 7:18am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 1:05pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 1:05pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.

Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 6:11am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good

Unlocked 23 Jun, 2022 @ 7:35pm

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.

Unlocked 24 Jun, 2022 @ 7:56am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.

Unlocked 7 Jan @ 4:37pm

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:18am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.

Unlocked 26 Feb @ 3:20pm

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 8:01am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...

Unlocked 8 Jan @ 4:24pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.

Unlocked 13 Feb @ 7:59pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!

Unlocked 14 Feb @ 11:42am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.

Unlocked 1 Apr @ 6:31pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.

Unlocked 6 Jan @ 11:33am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?

Unlocked 1 Apr @ 6:20pm

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!

Unlocked 10 Mar @ 2:01pm

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?