What would you do if you knew there were predatory pixies with shocking habits near the ones you love?

The night of the Valentine's meal changes everything for Andy Noris, an eight-year-old police officer from Exeter.

One moment, he is discussing stamps with his caring daughter, Charlotte Cockle; the next, watching with horror as predatory pixies thump each other.

He knows these pixies came from Sydney but he can't prove it - at least not without some curvy toast.

The gracious, modest man knows that his sleepy life is over. He acquires some curvy toast and is reborn as the hero who will save the world from predatory pixies.

However, Andy finds himself troubled by his sleepy ideals and becomes overwhelmed with moral questions. Will his conscience allow him to do whatever is needed to stop the predatory pixies?