grusha enthusiast's Cookie Clicker Achievement Progress

Fledgling bakery

Bake 1 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Affluent bakery

Bake 100 million cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

World-famous bakery

Bake 1 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Cosmic bakery

Bake 100 billion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Galactic bakery

Bake 1 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Universal bakery

Bake 100 trillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

Timeless bakery

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:21pm

Infinite bakery

Bake 100 quadrillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 7:52pm

Immortal bakery

Bake 1 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Don't stop me now

Bake 100 quintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

You can stop now

Bake 1 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Cookies all the way down

Bake 100 sextillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Overdose

Bake 1 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

Casual baking

Bake 1 cookie per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Hardcore baking

Bake 10 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:57pm

Steady tasty stream

Bake 100 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:08pm

Cookie monster

Bake 1,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:20pm

Mass producer

Bake 10,000 cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Cookie vortex

Bake 1 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:56pm

Cookie pulsar

Bake 10 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Cookie quasar

Bake 100 million cookies per second.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Oh hey, you're still here

Bake 1 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 1:54pm

Let's never bake again

Bake 10 billion cookies per second.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Sacrifice

Ascend with 1 million cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Oblivion

Ascend with 1 billion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

From scratch

Ascend with 1 trillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies by only having clicked 15 times.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Clicktastic

Make 1,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:46pm

Clickathlon

Make 100,000 cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Clickolympics

Make 10 million cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:57pm

Clickorama

Make 1 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:29am

Click

Have 1 cursor.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:46pm

Double-click

Have 2 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:48pm

Mouse wheel

Have 50 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Of Mice and Men

Have 100 cursors.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25pm

The Digital

Have 200 cursors.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Just wrong

Sell a grandma.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Grandma's cookies

Have 1 grandma.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:55pm

Sloppy kisses

Have 50 grandmas.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Retirement home

Have 100 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 8:48am

Bought the farm

Have 1 farm.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

Reap what you sow

Have 50 farms.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:18pm

Farm ill

Have 100 farms.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 12:58pm

Production chain

Have 1 factory.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Industrial revolution

Have 50 factories.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 9:48am

Global warming

Have 100 factories.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19pm

You know the drill

Have 1 mine.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:12pm

Excavation site

Have 50 mines.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 4:47pm

Hollow the planet

Have 100 mines.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:57pm

Expedition

Have 1 shipment.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:52am

Galactic highway

Have 50 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:34pm

Far far away

Have 100 shipments.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Transmutation

Have 1 alchemy lab.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Transmogrification

Have 50 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:26pm

Gold member

Have 100 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:09pm

A whole new world

Have 1 portal.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:45pm

Now you're thinking

Have 50 portals.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Dimensional shift

Have 100 portals.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Time warp

Have 1 time machine.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:09am

Alternate timeline

Have 50 time machines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Rewriting history

Have 100 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25pm

One with everything

Have at least 1 of every building.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Mathematician

Have at least 1 of the most expensive object, 2 of the second-most expensive, 4 of the next and so on (capped at 128).

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Base 10

Have at least 10 of the most expensive object, 20 of the second-most expensive, 30 of the next and so on.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11pm

Golden cookie

Click a golden cookie.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Lucky cookie

Click 7 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:49pm

A stroke of luck

Click 27 golden cookies.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

Uncanny clicker

Click really, really fast.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:14am

Builder

Own 100 buildings.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:23pm

Architect

Own 500 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 1:10pm

Enhancer

Purchase 20 upgrades.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Augmenter

Purchase 50 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Cookie-dunker

Dunk the cookie.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Fortune

Click 77 golden cookies.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

Elder nap

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least once.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:56pm

Elder slumber

Appease the grandmatriarchs at least 5 times.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Elder

Own at least 7 grandma types.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 4:58pm

Elder calm

Declare a covenant with the grandmatriarchs.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 1:00pm

Engineer

Own 1,000 buildings.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Leprechaun

Click 777 golden cookies.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:06pm

Nihilism

Ascend with 1 quadrillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Antibatter

Have 1 antimatter condenser.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Quirky quarks

Have 50 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 9:58pm

It does matter!

Have 100 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:57pm

Upgrader

Purchase 100 upgrades.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Centennial

Have at least 100 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Clickasmic

Make 100 billion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 2:31pm

Friend of the ancients

Have 150 grandmas.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 5:55pm

Ruler of the ancients

Have 200 grandmas.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Wholesome

Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:52pm

Itchscratcher

Burst 1 wrinkler.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56pm

Wrinklesquisher

Burst 50 wrinklers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:21pm

Moistburster

Burst 200 wrinklers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:30pm

Spooky cookies

Unlock every Halloween-themed cookie.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

Coming to town

Reach Santa's 7th form.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:28pm

All hail Santa

Reach Santa's final form.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Let it snow

Unlock every Christmas-themed cookie.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:22am

Oh deer

Pop 1 reindeer.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:31pm

Sleigh of hand

Pop 50 reindeer.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Reindeer sleigher

Pop 200 reindeer.

Unlocked 21 Dec, 2023 @ 11:36pm

Perfected agriculture

Have 150 farms.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:22pm

Ultimate automation

Have 150 factories.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Can you dig it

Have 150 mines.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:34pm

Type II civilization

Have 150 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:09pm

Gild wars

Have 150 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Brain-split

Have 150 portals.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Time duke

Have 150 time machines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Molecular maestro

Have 150 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Lone photon

Have 1 prism.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50pm

Dazzling glimmer

Have 50 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Blinding flash

Have 100 prisms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:12pm

Unending glow

Have 150 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Lord of Constructs

Own 2,500 buildings.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:58am

Lord of Progress

Purchase 200 upgrades.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:14pm

Bicentennial

Have at least 200 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Lovely cookies

Unlock every Valentine-themed cookie.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:32am

Centennial and a half

Have at least 150 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Tiny cookie

Click the tiny cookie.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:45pm

You win a cookie

This is for baking 10 trillion cookies and making it on the local news.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Click delegator

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02pm

Gushing grannies

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

I hate manure

Make 100 trillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:05pm

Never dig down

Make 1 quadrillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

The incredible machine

Make 10 quadrillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:17pm

And beyond

Make 100 quintillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

Magnum Opus

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

With strange eons

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:42am

Spacetime jigamaroo

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:56am

Supermassive

Make 1 septillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Praise the sun

Make 10 septillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03am

Clickageddon

Make 10 trillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 8:36pm

Clicknarok

Make 1 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 8:39pm

Extreme polydactyly

Have 300 cursors.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Dr. T

Have 400 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

The old never bothered me anyway

Have 250 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07pm

Homegrown

Have 200 farms.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Technocracy

Have 200 factories.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 4:56pm

The center of the Earth

Have 200 mines.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

We come in peace

Have 200 shipments.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51pm

The secrets of the universe

Have 200 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:51pm

Realm of the Mad God

Have 200 portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

Forever and ever

Have 200 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Walk the planck

Have 200 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Rise and shine

Have 200 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

Dematerialize

Ascend with 1 quintillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Nil zero zilch

Ascend with 1 sextillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:16pm

Transcendence

Ascend with 1 septillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Obliterate

Ascend with 1 octillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:25am

Negative void

Ascend with 1 nonillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:22am

The hunt is on

Unlock 1 egg.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:24pm

Egging on

Unlock 7 eggs.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 12:53pm

Mass Easteria

Unlock 14 eggs.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Hide & seek champion

Unlock all the eggs.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:14am

What's in a name

Give your bakery a name.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Pretty penny

Have 1 bank.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:51pm

Fit the bill

Have 50 banks.

Unlocked 2 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

A loan in the dark

Have 100 banks.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 10:48am

Need for greed

Have 150 banks.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

It's the economy, stupid

Have 200 banks.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:57am

Your time to shrine

Have 1 temple.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 3:48pm

Shady sect

Have 50 temples.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:58pm

New-age cult

Have 100 temples.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Organized religion

Have 150 temples.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Fanaticism

Have 200 temples.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:59pm

Bewitched

Have 1 wizard tower.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

The sorcerer's apprentice

Have 50 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 11:44am

Charms and enchantments

Have 100 wizard towers.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 4:21pm

Curses and maledictions

Have 150 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54pm

Magic kingdom

Have 200 wizard towers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:36pm

Vested interest

Make 100 quadrillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

New world order

Make 1 quintillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44pm

Hocus pocus

Make 10 quintillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:40am

Finger clickin' good

Make 100 septillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:55am

Panic at the bingo

Make 100 septillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:25am

Rake in the dough

Make 1 sextillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:37am

Quarry on

Make 10 sextillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:27am

Yes I love technology

Make 100 sextillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:10pm

Paid in full

Make 1 septillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:49am

Church of Cookiology

Make 10 septillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Too many rabbits, not enough hats

Make 100 septillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12pm

The most precious cargo

Make 1 octillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:03pm

The Aureate

Make 10 octillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:11pm

Ever more hideous

Make 100 octillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:06pm

Be kind, rewind

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Infinitesimal

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

A still more glorious dawn

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Rebirth

Ascend at least once.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 12:30pm

Here you go

Click this achievement's slot.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Resurrection

Ascend 10 times.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58pm

The agemaster

Have 300 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:07pm

To oldly go

Have 350 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

Gardener extraordinaire

Have 250 farms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Tectonic ambassador

Have 250 mines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Rise of the machines

Have 250 factories.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Acquire currency

Have 250 banks.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Zealotry

Have 250 temples.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

The wizarding world

Have 250 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Parsec-masher

Have 250 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

The work of a lifetime

Have 250 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

A place lost in time

Have 250 portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

Heat death

Have 250 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Microcosm

Have 250 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Bright future

Have 250 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Here be dragon

Complete your dragon's training.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

How?

Bake 100 septillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

The land of milk and cookies

Bake 1 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

He who controls the cookies controls the universe

Bake 100 octillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

Tonight on Hoarders

Bake 1 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Are you gonna eat all that?

Bake 100 nonillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

We're gonna need a bigger bakery

Bake 1 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

In the mouth of madness

Bake 100 decillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Brought to you by the letter 🍪

Bake 1 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:36pm

A world filled with cookies

Bake 1 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

When this baby hits 36 quadrillion cookies per hour

Bake 10 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:10pm

Fast and delicious

Bake 100 trillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:59am

Cookiehertz : a really, really tasty hertz

Bake 1 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Woops, you solved world hunger

Bake 10 quadrillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Turbopuns

Bake 1 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:53pm

Faster menner

Bake 10 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

And yet you're still hungry

Bake 100 quintillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:11pm

The Abakening

Bake 1 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

There's really no hard limit to how long these achievement names can be and to be quite honest I'm rather curious to see how far we can go. Adolphus W. Green (1844–1917) started as the Principal of the Groton School in 1864. By 1865, he became second assistant librarian at the New York Mercantile Library; from 1867 to 1869, he was promoted to full librarian. From 1869 to 1873, he worked for Evarts, Southmayd & Choate, a law firm co-founded by William M. Evarts, Charles Ferdinand Southmayd and Joseph Hodges Choate. He was admitted to the New York State Bar Association in 1873. Anyway, how's your day been?

Bake 10 sextillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20am

Fast

Bake 1 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:50am

Bicentennial and a half

Have at least 250 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Tabloid addiction

Click on the news ticker 50 times.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:25pm

Clickastrophe

Make 100 quadrillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 9:52pm

Clickataclysm

Make 10 quintillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 7 Sep, 2021 @ 12:29pm

Thumbs, phalanges, metacarpals

Have 500 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Polymath

Own 300 upgrades and 4,000 buildings.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

The elder scrolls

Own a combined 777 grandmas and cursors.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

To crumbs, you say?

Ascend with 1 decillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:47pm

Seedy business

Have 300 farms.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Freak fracking

Have 300 mines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

Modern times

Have 300 factories.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:25pm

The nerve of war

Have 300 banks.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47pm

Wololo

Have 300 temples.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:54am

And now for my next trick, I'll need a volunteer from the audience

Have 300 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

It's not delivery

Have 300 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

Have 300 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Forbidden zone

Have 300 portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

cookie clicker forever and forever a hundred years cookie clicker, all day long forever, forever a hundred times, over and over cookie clicker adventures dot com

Have 300 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Scientists baffled everywhere

Have 300 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:32pm

Harmony of the spheres

Have 300 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Early bird

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second after it spawns.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:04pm

Fading luck

Click a golden cookie less than 1 second before it dies.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 6:03pm

Eldeer

Pop a reindeer during an elder frenzy.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Dude, sweet

Harvest 7 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

Sugar rush

Harvest 30 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 18 Dec, 2021 @ 11:59pm

Year's worth of cavities

Harvest 365 coalescing sugar lumps.

Unlocked 3 Aug, 2022 @ 9:15am

Hand-picked

Successfully harvest a coalescing sugar lump before it's ripe.

Unlocked 4 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Sugar sugar

Harvest a bifurcated sugar lump.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Sweetmeats

Harvest a meaty sugar lump.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:51am

Tricentennial

Have at least 300 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Knead for speed

Bake 10 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

Well the cookies start coming and they don't stop coming

Bake 100 septillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

I don't know if you've noticed but all these icons are very slightly off-center

Bake 1 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:07pm

The proof of the cookie is in the baking

Bake 10 octillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing

Bake 1 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:17pm

The dreams in which I'm baking are the best I've ever had

Bake 100 undecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Set for life

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

You and the beanstalk

Have 350 farms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Romancing the stone

Have 350 mines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Ex machina

Have 350 factories.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

And I need it now

Have 350 banks.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Pray on the weak

Have 350 temples.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:59pm

It's a kind of magic

Have 350 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Make it so

Have 350 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

All that glitters is gold

Have 350 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

He comes

Have 350 portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Way back then

Have 350 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Exotic matter

Have 350 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

At the end of the tunnel

Have 350 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Click (starring Adam Sandler)

Make 1 decillion cookies just from cursors.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:29pm

Frantiquities

Make 1 decillion cookies just from grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:42pm

Overgrowth

Make 10 octillion cookies just from farms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:18pm

Sedimentalism

Make 100 octillion cookies just from mines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:15pm

Labor of love

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from factories.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Reverse funnel system

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from banks.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:38pm

Thus spoke you

Make 100 nonillion cookies just from temples.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Manafest destiny

Make 1 decillion cookies just from wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:10pm

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night

Make 10 decillion cookies just from shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 5:29pm

I've got the Midas touch

Make 100 decillion cookies just from alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:12pm

Which eternal lie

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:41pm

Déjà vu

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Powers of Ten

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:24pm

Now the dark days are gone

Make 1 duodecillion cookies just from prisms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:48pm

Freaky jazz hands

Reach level 10 cursors.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 1:08pm

Methuselah

Reach level 10 grandmas.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 4:01pm

Huge tracts of land

Reach level 10 farms.

Unlocked 20 Dec, 2021 @ 12:46pm

D-d-d-d-deeper

Reach level 10 mines.

Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:36pm

Patently genius

Reach level 10 factories.

Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:36pm

A capital idea

Reach level 10 banks.

Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:38pm

It belongs in a bakery

Reach level 10 temples.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 4:15pm

Motormouth

Reach level 10 wizard towers.

Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:36pm

Been there done that

Reach level 10 shipments.

Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:36pm

Phlogisticated substances

Reach level 10 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:35pm

Bizarro world

Reach level 10 portals.

Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:35pm

The long now

Reach level 10 time machines.

Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:35pm

Chubby hadrons

Reach level 10 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 3 Jul @ 3:35pm

Palettable

Reach level 10 prisms.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo

Cast 9 spells.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Lucked out

Have 1 chancemaker.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 6:15pm

What are the odds

Have 50 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:24pm

Grandma needs a new pair of shoes

Have 100 chancemakers.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:13pm

Million to one shot, doc

Have 150 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:59am

As luck would have it

Have 200 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:47am

Ever in your favor

Have 250 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Be a lady

Have 300 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Dicey business

Have 350 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Fingers crossed

Make 100 septillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10am

Just a statistic

Make 1 decillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:41pm

Murphy's wild guess

Make 10 duodecillion cookies just from chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:49pm

Let's leaf it at that

Reach level 10 chancemakers.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 4:10pm

The ultimate clickdown

Make 1 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:22pm

Aged well

Have 400 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:49am

101st birthday

Have 450 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Defense of the ancients

Have 500 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:33pm

Harvest moon

Have 400 farms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Mine?

Have 400 mines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

In full gear

Have 400 factories.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:13am

Treacle tart economics

Have 400 banks.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Holy cookies, grandma!

Have 400 temples.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:07pm

The Prestige

Have 400 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

That's just peanuts to space

Have 400 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Worth its weight in lead

Have 400 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:44pm

What happens in the vortex stays in the vortex

Have 400 portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Invited to yesterday's party

Have 400 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Downsizing

Have 400 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

My eyes

Have 400 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Maybe a chance in hell, actually

Have 400 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Make like a tree

Have 450 farms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Cave story

Have 450 mines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

In-cog-neato

Have 450 factories.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Save your breath because that's all you've got left

Have 450 banks.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Vengeful and almighty

Have 450 temples.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

Spell it out for you

Have 450 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Space space space space space

Have 450 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Don't get used to yourself, you're gonna have to change

Have 450 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Objects in the mirror dimension are closer than they appear

Have 450 portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Groundhog day

Have 450 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

A matter of perspective

Have 450 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Optical illusion

Have 450 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Jackpot

Have 450 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Running with scissors

Bake 10 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Rarefied air

Bake 100 nonillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:56pm

Push it to the limit

Bake 1 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

Green cookies sleep furiously

Bake 10 decillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:12pm

Panic! at Nabisco

Bake 100 duodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Bursting at the seams

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:19pm

Just about full

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Hungry for more

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:59pm

All the other kids with the pumped up clicks

Make 100 sextillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:10pm

One...more...click...

Make 10 septillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:23pm

Botany enthusiast

Harvest 100 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 11:46pm

Green, aching thumb

Harvest 1,000 mature garden plants.

Unlocked 23 Dec, 2023 @ 10:08pm

You get nothing

Ascend with 1 undecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 2:40pm

Humble rebeginnings

Ascend with 1 duodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 6:38pm

The end of the world

Ascend with 1 tredecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:26pm

Oh, you're back

Ascend with 1 quattuordecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Lazarus

Ascend with 1 quindecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:58pm

Leisurely pace

Bake 1 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Hypersonic

Bake 10 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Feed me, Orteil

Bake 100 quattuordecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

And then what?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Tricentennial and a half

Have at least 350 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Quadricentennial

Have at least 400 of everything.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Quadricentennial and a half

Have at least 450 of everything.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

Quincentennial

Have at least 500 of everything.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:15pm

Maillard reaction

Harvest a caramelized sugar lump.

Unlocked 5 Sep, 2021 @ 11:41am

With her finger and her thumb

Have 600 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:06pm

But wait 'til you get older

Have 550 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Sharpest tool in the shed

Have 500 farms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Hey now, you're a rock

Have 500 mines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Break the mold

Have 500 factories.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:48pm

Get the show on, get paid

Have 500 banks.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

My world's on fire, how about yours

Have 500 temples.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:15pm

The meteor men beg to differ

Have 500 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Only shooting stars

Have 500 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

We could all use a little change

Have 500 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

Have 500 portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

The years start coming

Have 500 time machines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

What a concept

Have 500 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

You'll never shine if you don't glow

Have 500 prisms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

You'll never know if you don't go

Have 500 chancemakers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Self-contained

Have 1 fractal engine.

Unlocked 6 Sep, 2021 @ 6:05pm

Threw you for a loop

Have 50 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58pm

The sum of its parts

Have 100 fractal engines.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Bears repeating

Have 150 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

More of the same

Have 200 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:27am

Last recurse

Have 250 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:38pm

Out of one, many

Have 300 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

An example of recursion

Have 350 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

For more information on this achievement, please refer to its title

Have 400 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

I'm so meta, even this achievement

Have 450 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:57pm

Never get bored

Have 500 fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43pm

The needs of the many

Make 1 octillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:32am

Eating its own

Make 10 decillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

We must go deeper

Make 100 duodecillion cookies just from fractal engines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:55pm

Sierpinski rhomboids

Reach level 10 fractal engines.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 4:10pm

Gotta go fast

Bake 100 undecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:07pm

I think it's safe to say you've got it made

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:34am

Renaissance baker

Own 400 upgrades and 8,000 buildings.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Veteran

Own at least 14 grandma types.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:25pm

Thick-skinned

Have your reinforced membrane protect the shimmering veil.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:31pm

F12

Have 1 javascript console.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 5:23pm

Variable success

Have 50 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:16pm

No comments

Have 100 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

Up to code

Have 150 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:03am

Works on my machine

Have 200 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Technical debt

Have 250 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:45pm

Mind your language

Have 300 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:14pm

Inconsolable

Have 350 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:22pm

Closure

Have 400 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

Dude what if we're all living in a simulation like what if we're all just code on a computer somewhere

Have 450 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 10:33am

Taking the back streets

Have 500 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Inherited prototype

Make 10 octillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:35am

A model of document object

Make 100 decillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:41pm

First-class citizen

Make 1 tredecillion cookies just from javascript consoles.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:05pm

Alexandria

Reach level 10 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Bake him away, toys

Bake 1 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

You're #1 so why try harder

Bake 10 duodecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:53pm

Haven't even begun to peak

Bake 1 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43pm

A sometimes food

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19pm

Not enough of a good thing

Bake 100 sexdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:00pm

Horn of plenty

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Smurf account

Ascend with 1 sexdecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:16am

If at first you don't succeed

Ascend with 1 septendecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:23pm

O Fortuna

Own every fortune upgrade.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 8:21pm

Initial public offering

Make your first stock market profit.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:32pm

Rookie numbers

Own at least 100 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 12:43am

No nobility in poverty

Own at least 500 of every stock market good.

Unlocked 29 Nov, 2023 @ 12:43am

Full warehouses

Own at least 1,000 of a stock market good.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 9:09pm

Make my day

Make a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market sale.

Unlocked 6 Feb, 2023 @ 9:18pm

Buy buy buy

Spend a day of CpS ($86,400) in 1 stock market purchase.

Unlocked 22 May, 2023 @ 8:50pm

Pyramid scheme

Unlock the highest-tier stock market headquarters.

Unlocked 19 May, 2023 @ 4:05pm

Jellicles

Own 10 kitten upgrades.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:19pm

Quincentennial and a half

Have at least 550 of everything.

Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 6:49pm

What did we even eat before these

Bake 10 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

Heavy flow

Bake 100 tredecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43am

More you say?

Bake 1 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Large and in charge

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:13pm

Absolutely stuffed

Bake 1 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:01am

It's only wafer-thin

Bake 100 octodecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Clickety split

Make 1 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:19am

Gotta hand it to you

Have 700 cursors.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:00pm

Okay boomer

Have 600 grandmas.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:15pm

Overripe

Have 550 farms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Rock on

Have 550 mines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Self-manmade man

Have 550 factories.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Checks out

Have 550 banks.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Living on a prayer

Have 550 temples.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Higitus figitus migitus mum

Have 550 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

The incredible journey

Have 550 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Just a phase

Have 550 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Don't let me leave, Murph

Have 550 portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Caveman to cosmos

Have 550 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Particular tastes

Have 550 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm

A light snack

Have 550 prisms.

Unlocked 15 Sep, 2021 @ 9:20pm

Tempting fate

Have 550 chancemakers.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Tautological

Have 550 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Curly braces

Have 550 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Olden days

Find the forgotten madeleine.

Unlocked 3 Sep, 2021 @ 5:51pm

The devil's workshop

Have 800 cursors.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:19pm

In the green

Have 600 farms.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

Mountain out of a molehill, but like in a good way

Have 600 mines.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

The wheels of progress

Have 600 factories.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

That's rich

Have 600 banks.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:20pm

Preaches and cream

Have 600 temples.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Magic thinking

Have 600 wizard towers.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Is there life on Mars?

Have 600 shipments.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Bad chemistry

Have 600 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:51pm

Reduced to gibbering heaps

Have 600 portals.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 11:43pm

Back already?

Have 600 time machines.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Nuclear throne

Have 600 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:20pm

Making light of the situation

Have 600 prisms.

Unlocked 17 Sep, 2021 @ 1:28pm

Flip a cookie. Chips, I win. Crust, you lose.

Have 600 chancemakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17pm

In and of itself

Have 600 fractal engines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Duck typing

Have 600 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:18pm

They'll never know what hit 'em

Have 1 idleverse.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:03pm

Well-versed

Have 50 idleverses.

Unlocked 8 Sep, 2021 @ 9:24pm

Ripe for the picking

Have 100 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:57am

Unreal

Have 150 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 12:18pm

Once you've seen one

Have 200 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:31pm

Spoils and plunder

Have 250 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 4:13pm

Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere

Have 300 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:20pm

Hyperspace expressway

Have 350 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:50pm

Versatile

Have 400 idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:52pm

You are inevitable

Have 450 idleverses.

Unlocked 10 Sep, 2021 @ 11:35am

Away from this place

Have 500 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 12:47pm

Everywhere at once

Have 550 idleverses.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:20pm

Reject reality, substitute your own

Have 600 idleverses.

Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

Fringe

Make 100 octillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:44am

Coherence

Make 1 undecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 3:43pm

Earth-616

Make 10 tredecillion cookies just from idleverses.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 10:06pm

Strange topologies

Reach level 10 idleverses.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 4:06pm

Grand design

Own 5,000 buildings.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 8:58am

Ecumenopolis

Own 7,500 buildings.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 7:21pm

The full picture

Purchase 300 upgrades.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 9:33am

When there's nothing left to add

Purchase 400 upgrades.

Unlocked 9 Sep, 2021 @ 1:37pm

Sexcentennial

Have at least 600 of everything.

Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Keep going until I say stop

Bake 10 quattuordecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:24pm

But I didn't say stop, did I?

Bake 1 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 5 Jun, 2022 @ 2:38pm

With unrivaled fervor

Bake 10 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 9:35pm

Think big

Bake 1 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:17pm

Hypersize me

Bake 100 novemdecillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Max capacity

Bake 1 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 6:48pm

Liquid assets

Have your stock market profits surpass $10 million.

Unlocked 19 Dec, 2023 @ 2:03pm

Making some dough

Bake 1,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:56pm

So baked right now

Bake 100,000 cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:14pm

Wake and bake

Bake 1 cookie in one ascension.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 12:24pm

True Neverclick

Make 1 million cookies with no cookie clicks.

Unlocked 1 Sep, 2021 @ 1:27pm

Just plain lucky

You have 1 chance in 1,000,000 every second of earning this achievement.

Unlocked 11 Sep, 2021 @ 12:12am

So much to do so much to see

Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 9:08pm

Stifling the press

Squish the news ticker flat, then click on it.

Unlocked 5 Feb, 2023 @ 11:36pm

It's big brain time

Have 1 cortex baker.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Just my imagination

Have 50 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Now there's an idea

Have 100 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

The organ that named itself

Have 150 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Gyrification

Have 200 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

A trademarked portmanteau of 'imagination' and 'engineering'

Have 250 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Mindfulness

Have 300 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

The 10% myth

Have 350 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:21pm

Don't think about it too hard

Have 400 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:24pm

Though fools seldom differ

Have 450 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 2:19pm

Looking kind of dumb

Have 500 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:15pm

A beautiful mind

Have 550 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Cardinal synapses

Have 600 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Positive thinking

Make 1 nonillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

The thought that counts

Make 10 undecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:26pm

Unthinkable

Make 100 tredecillion cookies just from cortex bakers.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Gifted

Reach level 10 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 30 Jan, 2023 @ 9:27pm

They moistly come at night

Have 650 grandmas.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:33pm

It's grown on you

Have 650 farms.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Don't let the walls cave in on you

Have 650 mines.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:33pm

Replaced by robots

Have 650 factories.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:34pm

Financial prodigy

Have 650 banks.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 5:26pm

And I will pray to a big god

Have 650 temples.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Shosple Colupis

Have 650 wizard towers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:16pm

False vacuum

Have 650 shipments.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Metallic taste

Have 650 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:16pm

Swiss cheese

Have 650 portals.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:16pm

But the future refused to change

Have 650 time machines.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17pm

What's the dark matter with you

Have 650 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:17pm

Enlightenment

Have 650 prisms.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Never tell me the odds

Have 650 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Blowing an Apollonian gasket

Have 650 fractal engines.

Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 11:36am

Get with the program

Have 650 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Lost your cosmic marbles

Have 650 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:04pm

By will alone I set my mind in motion

Have 650 cortex bakers.

Unlocked 30 Nov, 2023 @ 9:16am

Ain't that a click in the head

Make 100 octillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:24pm

I am speed

Bake 100 quindecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:55am

And on and on

Bake 1 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02am

Fake it till you bake it

Bake 100 vigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:51pm

History in the baking

Bake 1 unvigintillion cookies in one ascension.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:52pm

Baby it's old outside

Click one of Santa's helper grandmas during Christmas season.

Unlocked 4 Jun, 2022 @ 1:32pm

Myriad

Own 10,000 buildings.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:31pm

Kaizen

Purchase 500 upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:27pm

Beyond quality

Purchase 600 upgrades.

Unlocked 3 Jun, 2022 @ 6:41pm

Everything happens so much

Bake 10 sexdecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:49pm

I'll rest when I'm dead

Bake 1 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 4:37pm

All the stars in heaven

Own 100 heavenly upgrades.

Unlocked 2 Jun, 2022 @ 2:41pm

Can we get much higher

Bake 10 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 29 May, 2023 @ 12:14pm

Speed's the name of the game (no it's not it's called Cookie Clicker)

Bake 100 septendecillion cookies per second.

Unlocked 27 Nov, 2023 @ 3:56pm

Wrath cookie

Click a wrath cookie.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:03am

No more room in hell

Ascend with 1 octodecillion cookies baked.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:18am

Wrinkler poker

Poke a wrinkler 50 times without killing it.

Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 9:42pm

My own clone

Have 1 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:56am

Multiplicity

Have 50 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:56am

Born for this job

Have 100 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:56am

Episode II

Have 150 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:56am

Copy that

Have 200 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:56am

Life finds a way

Have 250 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:56am

Overcrowding

Have 300 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:56am

Strength in numbers

Have 350 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:56am

Army of me

Have 400 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:56am

Know thyself

Have 450 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:58am

Didn't make sense not to live

Have 500 You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Genetic bottleneck

Have 550 You.

Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Despite everything, it's still you

Have 600 You.

Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Self-made

Make 10 nonillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:56am

Reproducible results

Make 100 undecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:56am

That's all you

Make 1 quattuordecillion cookies just from You.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:56am

Self-improvement

Reach level 10 You.

Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:35pm

And now you're even older

Have 700 grandmas.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:55am

Au naturel

Have 700 farms.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

Dirt-rich

Have 700 mines.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

Bots build bots

Have 700 factories.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

Getting that bag

Have 700 banks.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

The leader is good, the leader is great

Have 700 temples.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

You don't think they could've used... it couldn't have been ma-

Have 700 wizard towers.

Unlocked 11 May, 2023 @ 3:58pm

Signed, sealed, delivered

Have 700 shipments.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:00am

Sugar, spice, and everything nice

Have 700 alchemy labs.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02am

Not even remotely close to Kansas anymore

Have 700 portals.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02am

I only meant to stay a while

Have 700 time machines.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02am

Not 20 years away forever

Have 700 antimatter condensers.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Bright side of the Moon

Have 700 prisms.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 12:19pm

Riding the Mersenne twister

Have 700 chancemakers.

Unlocked 18 May, 2023 @ 12:40pm

Divide and conquer

Have 700 fractal engines.

Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 11:36am

Pebcakes

Have 700 javascript consoles.

Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 6:49pm

Greener on the other sides

Have 700 idleverses.

Unlocked 28 Nov, 2023 @ 10:05pm

Debt evasion

Take out a loan and ascend before incurring the CpS penalty.

Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 11:07am

Cookie Clicker

Unlock the final building.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:55am

What's not clicking

Make 10 nonillion cookies from clicking.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 10:55am

All on deck

Have 900 cursors.

Unlocked 8 May, 2023 @ 11:02am

A round of applause

Have 1,000 cursors.

Unlocked 20 May, 2023 @ 6:48pm