Recent reviews by couch

terrible

absolutely terrible and lazy port with janky shell physics in world 2. brad, golf was already unbearable now you made it impossible in a version where people PAY you for this game instead of getting the .swf. absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ myself

ellis: nick im the white knight from castle crashers
nick: i think i'd be the blue knight
ellis: nick what? how do you know this game?
nick: (proceeds to give ellis a liver shot that instantly kills him)

conclusion: this is a good co-op beat-em-up

ellis: nick im using motherfking blender
nick: why
coach: YALL 2 STOP
ellis: wait coach what do you want
coach: ELLIS HE'S GONNA KILL YOU IF YOU KEEP CHECKING GAMES
nick: (puts a knife into coach and ellis' stomach)
nick: they're both dead

conclusion: use blender 3.6 its better for l4d2 modding

ellis: nick im playing Blade and Sorcery
nick: i dont care ellis
ellis: wait what its only the greatest vr game ever made. you get to use sword and magic and ♥♥♥♥♥
nick: (proceeds to snap ellis' neck)
nick: i killed him

conclusion: this is a very good vr game

ellis: nick im using aseprite
nick: i dont care what that is
ellis: well you can use it for spriting
nick: (strangles ellis)
nick: he's dead

conclusion: aseprite is good

super slow pacing i thought i'd die of old age

if ellis was a robot

Smoover: the video game

ellis: hey nick did i tell you im apollo justice?
nick: isnt he indirectly incest
ellis: yeah he's literally me
nick: ...