Recent reviews by Leif Plays Poorly

All of the chaos of Theme Hospital, with none of the endless vomit. 10/10.

Nothing beats completely blanking your partner on a call because you were labouring over the position of a tree. 10/10

Despite a state of perpetual tilt, I'll still play just one more game.

♥♥♥♥ you, Psyonix. 12/10

666/10 Would brutally massacre a room full of Demons with horrifying efficiency again.

A very well put together shooter-looter, with stunning graphics and some of the best multiplayer I've experience in a long time. The Dark Zone is a thrilling place to wander through, often punctuated by intense standoffs with other players.

Strong story, crafting and combat mechanics. End game is currently weak, but that's set to improve. Excellent squad play. Massive are listening and actioning comments from the community.

11/10 Used vacation days to play on release.

Performed a weirdly erotic robot disassembly before showing sexy graphs.

10/10 would test capability again.

Incredibly disappointed. Coffee Stain tried to put a game in my bugs. 0/10.