Recent reviews by High Lord of the Night Court

Perfect balance of easy fun and frustrating difficulty!

I've played this game probably 75 times since it was first released, and I never get tired of it. This game is an absolute masterpiece!

This game is as great as it was when I bought it on release day! Even better, even because it includes new content and is optimized for newer systems

I think I figured out the controls after around 15 games. Got to level 5 once, but haven't gotten past 3 otherwise. Game is extremely confusing, has absolutely no obvious purpose and made me feel like the meme of the dog in a chemistry lab with the caption 'I have no idea what I'm doing'. My brain is full of so much WTF, I can't even continue playing to get the trading cards.....maybe if I were high or drunk I'd be able to earn trading cards. Further testing is needed

Controls I've figured out so far:
WASD-Move (duh)
Left click-swing sword or something. Kills turrets when you slice them
Right Click-Cuts movement speed in 1/3, but lets you shoot a red laser at the crosshair. # of shots is in the top left corner
Space-Activates hacking mode. What this does exactly is beyond me, but the turrets (some or all of them) stop attacking for a brief time. No other obvious actions

Game pretty much consists of running around, left clicking madly to swing your sword as fast as possible and trying to prevent a seizure. I feel I've wasted 9c on this game