NEVER PLAY WITH A VAGANA LIKE THIS

So last night I felt like hating myself and I decided to watch a video from Ben Shapiro. While watching it I noticed that he looks a bit squishy and soft looking. Honestly? Kinda cuddlable ngl. He has a very adorable face shape and while his voice is annoying it's also kinda endearing. His tiny posture makes it perfect for picking him up and hugging him all day long and his supple lips are so kissable. The rest of the night I imagined him as a cat maid submitting to me and I found the thought so hot. I wish that Ben Shapiro would be my cutesy little kitty. Am I wierd? Does anyone else agree that Ben is kinda hot?