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They literally named a boss "Abstract Daddy".

Just swung around for 5-10 mins and I'm done

Overhated game, to say the least. It might not be what people expected as an Arkham successor but it's still a decent game for what it is.

Days Gone is a painfully average game. The gameplay loop is somewhat fun at first but quickly gets stale. The story and the characters are very unimpressive, I just couldn't bring myself to care about them. The open world is vast and lifeless. You'd expect riding around with the bike to be fun but it feels more like a chore. I'm probably not that far into the game (9 hours atm) considering it's an overstretched 60-hour game like many other PS exclusive titles. I doubt it gets any better than this but if it does good for them.

Very similar to GBA era Pokémon games. Like... lawsuit level similar... but in a good way. If you have that certain itch, Coromon definitely takes care of it.

I hate it

The perfect game to play with one hand as I stroke my massive schlong with the other as I listen to 5 albums simultaneously as I'm getting spoonfed carbohydrates by an aging prostitute. This is pure gaming.

There is no demon, that Rebecca b*tch is just trippin 💀

It's a good game unless you're illiterate. It's short and to-the-point but there are pieces of the whole story around every corner. It just depends on how much you're willing to explore.

And yes, it is a walking simulator. And no, it's not a horror game, so don't be disappointed if a pale dude with a knife doesn't chase you around the house.

This isn't war. This is just Romania.