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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2016 @ 9:27am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2017 @ 7:56am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2020 @ 10:08am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 5 Dec, 2017 @ 7:52am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 12:44am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2016 @ 9:27am

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 12:33am

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 31 Jul, 2017 @ 6:00am

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2016 @ 8:19am

Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 8:56am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2017 @ 12:03pm

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 10 Aug, 2017 @ 3:10am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2017 @ 7:42am

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2016 @ 4:47am

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 27 Nov, 2016 @ 12:33am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 20 Nov, 2016 @ 12:47am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 12 Nov, 2016 @ 8:19am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2018 @ 10:40am

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 24 Oct, 2017 @ 7:56am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 26 Dec, 2016 @ 7:19am

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 1 Aug, 2017 @ 12:48pm

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 25 Nov, 2016 @ 8:50am

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 31 Oct, 2016 @ 7:53am

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 2 Nov, 2016 @ 10:39am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 30 Oct, 2016 @ 5:28am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 16 Oct, 2017 @ 7:30am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2017 @ 9:16am

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2018 @ 2:05am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2017 @ 5:19am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 7:23am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2018 @ 2:53am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2017 @ 6:17am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 16 Jul, 2019 @ 7:24am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 27 Jul, 2017 @ 9:42am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 17 Oct, 2017 @ 7:16am

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 3:31am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2017 @ 9:21am

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.
Unlocked 8 Jul, 2018 @ 3:12am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 13 Nov, 2022 @ 2:38am

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 1 Jan, 2021 @ 4:56am

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 30 Aug, 2019 @ 7:31am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 4:27am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 7 May, 2019 @ 8:15am

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.
Unlocked 15 Nov, 2020 @ 6:49am

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 22 Sep, 2019 @ 10:39am

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 25 Aug, 2019 @ 8:04am

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!
Unlocked 19 Jul, 2023 @ 2:35pm

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2021 @ 3:31am

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 9 May @ 4:40am

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 1 Jul, 2021 @ 7:01am

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 16 Jan, 2021 @ 3:12am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 4:31am

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!
Unlocked 14 Jul, 2023 @ 2:41am



Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?