The accusations levied against my client are serious, but more importantly, they are false. It has recently come to our attention that our founder and CEO has been accused of heinous accusations including but not limited to murder, peeing clear, and unconsensual castration. We take no great pleasure at hearing these awful actions, but we do take great pleasure in letting all of you know that all of these accusations are not true. The only crime that has been committed here is slander. Let's discuss the accusations, if Remy the Rat murdered police officers, then where is his dashcam footage? Why hasn't the public been made to see the footage? As of the quote concerning the chef where Remy states that he will and I quote, "Wear his ass like a helmet," this was clearly taken out of context.

It's weird. You know, I've never disappointed anyone before, because nobody's ever expected anything of me. And the only reason anyone expects anything from me now is because of you. I haven't been fair to you. You've never failed me, and I should never forget that. You've been a good friend. The most honorable friend a guy could ever ask... What is this? What's going on? What... Hey... You're... You're stealing food? How could you? I thought you were my friend! I trusted you! Get out! You and all your rat buddies!

hey there brother. i want to trade all of your inventory for my knife. i think this good offer for you since you like knife. i have butter knife. i have bread knife. i have spy knife. i have all kind of knifes. if you want to trade me just give me trade offer. link is in my profile. not a scam! this is just my alt account so i dont have knifes in this accownt. believe me and you can have very good offer

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You've been visited by the propane god, I tell you hwat. Copy and paste this to 5 of your friend's profiles, or Hank Hill will bring the pro pain.

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youve been visited by the fedora of mystery and autism! tip yours to 5 friends or you'll be haunted by the spirit of fashionable wear