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これから、よろしくね💦
🚕 * 🚘 * 👹 * 💚 * 🎁 * 🌏 * 📗 * 🌋 * 🚕 * 💎 * 🥗 * 🐠 * 🐝 * 🏓 * 🎍 * 🐟
ㅤ* If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
ㅤ* Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.
ㅤ* Two drunk men sat in a pub. One says to the other, "Does your watch tell the time?"
"The other replies, "No, mate. You have to look at it."
📒 * 🌳 * 🎽 * 🌸 * 👔 * 👃 * 🏀 * 👽 * 🥞 * 🐳 * 🌂 * 🐊 * ⚡ * 🎫 * ⛳ * 📕
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ *snickers*