How To Cook A Turkey: Step 1:
Go buy a turkey Step 2: Take a
drink of whiskey Step 3: Put
turkey in the oven Step 4: Take
another 2 drinks of whiskey Step
... 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of
drink Step 7: Turk the bastey Step
8: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 9: Ponder the meat
thermometer Step 10: Glass
yourself a pour of whiskey Step
11: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 12: Take the oven out of the
turkey Step 13: Floor the turkey
up off of the pick Step 14: Turk
the carvey Step 15: Get yourself
another scottle of botch Step
16:Tet the sable and pour
yourself a glass of turkey Step 17:
Bless the dinner

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