Our Lord and Saviour LadyValkryn, first of her name, High Queen of Skepticism, Leader of the Strong and Honourable Red Team, Commander of Skulls, High Priestess of the Tank God, Granny of the Entire Prussian Army, Master of Crows, Mixologist of Fine and Exotic Potions Beyond Your Comprehension, Wise Woman of Boeuf Bourguigon, Scrumping Expert. Elected Camp Counselor for Distinguished Service. More supportive than a Natori! Certified barrel kicker.