Do you just get one once a year and post weird things on people comments?

Where do you find this stuff?

If you're as good as you think, beat me by more than one next time, good game man. May your shampoo adventures be safe.

How sleep deprived are you right now?

I totes have a bf but he isn't all that important. You can make me sandwiches and bring me chocolate. Ive heard around the arena that youre really good at RL. How about you show me your moves both on and off the field.

Haha so sexy. I love me some bruh in my throat