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fantastic sniper

It was an intense Counter-Strike match, and my friend was locked in a 1v2 clutch. He hadn’t taken a break in hours, and then—it happened. He misjudged more than just his spray and ended up pooping his pants mid-game. At first, he tried to play it cool, but the smell gave him away. It was like a mix of rotten eggs and burnt rubber, filling the room with a stench that could make paint peel.

Instead of panicking, he laughed, saying, “It’s not that bad!”—almost proud, like he enjoyed his own masterpiece. Known for loving his farts a little too much, he seemed weirdly unfazed by the chaos he’d caused. His team won the game, but his chair and his dignity didn’t survive. From then on, we called him “Clutch and Crust.” Safe to say, no one sat next to him during gaming sessions after that.

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.