queues with an incel. asked team not to throw, as hes in a queue with someone with negative brain cells. listen dude, get new friends. that mf throwing the game while ur asking for people to stop throwing. horrible dynamic. and he has 1k matches on faceit lvl 7 peak, the nerve on some people LOL

Grandma has better clips that the ones in your bio, thanks for the freelo

are we goin over the demos or what

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hii

yo your buddy does he have two moms ? why he act like that he needs help frfr meds something

bottom frags and says mean things

corny and really bad at cs -rep

thanks for free win <3

i dislike ur good at the game -rep

Play today!

thanks for the rank up, lovely bot

free ass game against this actual npc

free win from this bot LMAO

add me up, good profile, legendary player

reported for crashing my pc.

valve anticheat don't do ♥♥♥♥, this mf is kept around is proof

lmao rent freeeeeeeeee

nice wall ma boy

wallhacking

tell your boy luanne he likes dih in his booty

teach your bot friend what the donk smoke is on d2, he may also want to seek therapy and or a coach. i offer both of these services

Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an s**t?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.

rent free :D

100% WALLHACKER AND REALLY BAD AT THE SAME TIME

It has been 4 hours since I successfully sucked my own penis. Things are different now. As soon as mouth-to-penis contact was made I felt a shockwave through my body. I have reason to believe I have super strength and telekinesis now.. 3 hours after contact I noticed a van parked on my street but no one has entered or exited the car since its arrival. I fear for my safety, I'm not sure what sort of power I may have stumbled upon but it's possible that the government has found out. If I don't update this again please send help.

worst lvl10 faceit player ever

DUMB BOT

no friends

so theres this girl on esea, we've played a few times together.. but im so shy and virgin that im scared to pm her and ask her to facetime/skype. she prolly thinks im a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ at the game and that im a complete troll virgin.i just want to use all the experience ive gained jerking off my whole life, and be the one to mix her g fuel.. she has these beautifull addy'd out eyes. theyre just so dark and deep. i have wet dreams of her saying " theyre rushing lower "any advice is appreciated

this guy either paid for level 10/global or toggles lol he's plays like a silver in the demo and then magically hits insane shots

Added For Cute Profile Pictore

was ga* then turned t*ans then turned l*sbi*n. foul.

this guy either paid for level 10/global or toggles lol he's plays like a silver in the demo and then magically hits insane shots

Huh

this guy either paid for level 10/global or toggles lol he's plays like a silver in the demo and then magically hits insane shots

-rep full cope being a global/faceit 10 but cries dying to real silvers, what a sh*tcan

-rep cheated his way to global/faceit 10 and rage hacks

cry baby

https://faceitfinder.com/profile/76561198031487593

U always cry that girls are bad nowadays, BUT what are u suggesting them then? Rethink about it.

8-17 and saying ez please ban this kid

+rep gets tilted easily

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So if I paid you $500 a week for you to send me about 20-25 sneeze videos of you sneezing without covering your mouth and showing your full face (u can tickle your nose with a Q-tip or napkin) would you accept and be fine with it? It's all just for fun lol and I also find it super cool that someone can actually catch those on camera it's truly fascinating lol!! 😭

200 hr / 2 weeks club
Sheeesh *vain touch*

whats up dad