Install Steam
login
|
language
简体中文 (Simplified Chinese)
繁體中文 (Traditional Chinese)
日本語 (Japanese)
한국어 (Korean)
ไทย (Thai)
Български (Bulgarian)
Čeština (Czech)
Dansk (Danish)
Deutsch (German)
Español - España (Spanish - Spain)
Español - Latinoamérica (Spanish - Latin America)
Ελληνικά (Greek)
Français (French)
Italiano (Italian)
Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
Magyar (Hungarian)
Nederlands (Dutch)
Norsk (Norwegian)
Polski (Polish)
Português (Portuguese - Portugal)
Português - Brasil (Portuguese - Brazil)
Română (Romanian)
Русский (Russian)
Suomi (Finnish)
Svenska (Swedish)
Türkçe (Turkish)
Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
Українська (Ukrainian)
Report a translation problem
📀 * 🌋 * 👽 * 💎 * 💄 * 💚 * 👳 * 🍆 * 🍧 * 💃 * 🥗 * 🌽 * 🔋 * 🍇 * 🏀 * 😺
ㅤ* A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
ㅤ* What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A pool table.
ㅤ* If you're looking for sympathy, you'll find it in the dictionary between "♥♥♥♥" and "syphilis"
🐠 * 🐛 * 💛 * 🌏 * 📒 * 🌂 * 📗 * 🎫 * 💎 * 🏓 * 🚙 * 🌽 * 🎍 * 🎁 * 👹 * 🎽
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ Yuck yuck yuck...