This is my Steam account. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My Steam is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my Steam account is useless. Without my Steam account, I am useless. I must procure games via my Steam Account sure and true. I must pwn my enemy, who is trying to pwn me. I must shoot my enemy before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my Steam account and myself are defenders of my lazy ass gaming habit, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my kdr. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace and cheezits. Amen.