alias "+jumpthrow" "+jump;-attack"; alias "-jumpthrow" "-jump"; bind v "+jumpthrow"
bind space "r_cleardecals"
Average expensive skins fan vs Average obsrane tanie guwno enjoyer
Shadow and Rouge are married, Rouge mixes up Shadow with Sonic and that makes Shadow angry. Blaze the superior and Silver the inferior are in an unconfirmed relationship. Mephiles flirts with Shadow and Shadow admits he's gay. Amy likes Sonic, Elise is dating Sonic, but Sonic and Shadow are getting married, Rouge officiates the wedding. The wedding gets ruined and Shadow admits he's interested in Mephiles, they try and start a relationship. Shadow brings his ex over and it makes Mephiles very uncomfortable. Shadow confesses that he was only gonna marry his ex because he thought he was Mephiles cus they looked so similar. Shadow and Mephiles have kinky secs. Shadow's friend, Omega, appears out of nowhere and that's the last straw for Mephiles, he returns to his parents' house. Omega admits his feelings for Shadow, but they get interrupted by Rouge. Shadow ditches both of them and goes find out about his new daddy issues.
Meanwhile, Sonic has rescued Elise from a train but they get attacked and Elise is kidnapped. Shadow saves Sonic, but he's still not forgiving Shadow for leaving him at the altar- nevermind it does, see ya! Silver and Shadow do a gay thing, bless the Sonic team. Sonic rescues Elise (again) and she becomes his gamer girl, he shows her his tree. Apparently Shadow's lover is now Elise's dad, but he dies so Shadow, Silver and Elise decide to vape together. Silver returns to a very jealous Blaze and the two of them make amends.
At the beach, Omega and Mephiles are having a standoff and it ends with Mephiles getting turned into vape. It turns out Shadow has witnessed his date get vaperized, Omega apologizes to Shadow and once again admits his true feelings for him, but shadow only ignores him and walks away. On that day, Omega found out what it feels like to get friendzoned.
Shadow and Mephiles reunite, but Mephiles is threatening to end the world with his independent gaming career, so the most dramatic fight ever begins. From now on, Mephiles will ♥♥♥♥ himself with his clones.
Silver makes a move on Sonic and gets called a twink. Anyway, Blaze sacrifices herself at Vormir and leaves Silver to pass on her legacy, she was almost proud of him. We cut to Sonic saving Elise...... again. She has a disgusting wink.
Back to the interesting story, Mephiles confesses that his Fortnite days were just a phase, and that he no longer has interest in dating his former Fortnite boyfriend. He finds Sonic and Elise on his front lawn and impales Sonic with his gamer powers. Sonic bleeds to his his death. Mephiles now holds all the colors of the rainbow, and he can finally unleash his true gay power, his first instinct is to make everyone his boyfriend.
Everyone makes a ritual to bring Sonic back, and wtf elise kisses him i-.... Sonic comes back to life, turns to her and exclaims "Elise, I have something to admit to you. I was gay before the light". Elise faints. Shadow, Silver and Sonic agree on starting a polyamorous marriage, they all turn yellow and Silver is the double bottom. Rouge gets to officiate the wedding once more. The 3 husbands fly high into the air and save the world with the power of gay. What a fantastic story, Sonic says gay rights!

Sonic 06 is actually good


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoTPvOEMDEg



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