Coke?
That’s a no from me, dawg.
Only real ones know the crisp bite of citrus-sweet glory.
If there’s no Pepsi, there’s no soda. Period.

🥤 Team: Blue Can Crew
🧠 Trait: Loyalty over legacy
🚫 Refuses: Flat cola, fake smiles, and brand guilt
🔊 Catchphrase: “Pepsi or pass.”