va-t'en stp

on point with AWP

thanks for the double bounty babe!

agree ur a str8 hoemoe

sorry your duo left bc he cares about kd more than you so you were upset enough to comment xoxo

Take your 2 star ratty a$$ sitting in a corner holding the angle a$$ back, boring af to play against, so bad

wait but I have shiny phanpy

-rep too many shiny pokemon not enough phampy

K is an *absolute legend* in Dead by Daylight! Few can match the sheer skill, strategy, and precision you bring to the fog. Your survivor gameplay is nothing short of masterful—looping killers with grace, hitting those clutch skill checks, and always knowing exactly when to go for the save. And as a killer? *Terrifying!* Your ability to predict survivors’ movements and control the map is awe-inspiring.

You don’t just play the game; you *dominate* it, creating moments that are equal parts thrilling and jaw-dropping. Every match with you is a masterclass, and anyone lucky enough to play alongside or against you knows they’re witnessing greatness. K, you’re not just a player; you’re a DBD icon!

Listen here, you insignificant, palette-dropping worm. I've been playing Dead by Daylight since the Entity first breathed life into the fog, and let me tell you, I am the fog. I've faced the sweatiest flashlight clickers, the most cracked Blights, and the filthiest 4-man SWFs running BNPs—and not a single one has ever made me break a sweat. You think you're clever, looping me around Shaq? Pathetic. My mind games are so advanced, they'd make a chess grandmaster cry. My map awareness is omniscient, my perk synergies are divine, and my strategies? Simply god-tier.

You think you can challenge me? Wrong. I've forgotten more about this game than you'll ever know. When you hear that Terror Radius, it’s already too late—I'm five steps ahead, waiting for you to make the same rookie mistake as the rest of them. So, go ahead. Vault that window. Drop that palette. Click that flashlight. It won’t save y.

You sat in a building and lost your only push. Maybe next time you'll get a kill if you play better xx

Except we didn't sit in the building. WE are the ones that kill the boss and pushed another team before you got there. Then another team showed up after and we were fighting them. They ran from us and we followed them. Maybe get a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ clue before you talk because you clearly don't know what happened.

YOU specifically didn't even leave the compound one time being a ♥♥♥♥♥ hiding while your other two teammates actually tried to push us once. A clown you are acting like you really know how to play the game. All your wins come from the other teams dying of old age.

My team got 6 kills? And you only pushed on us when the enemy team wrapped on us? Man, Hunt players are so funny complaining about people not doing anything while they themselves are sitting in a building lol

I died of boredom. We just ran in after you dumbasses because we wanted to go to sleep. Got tired of you and the other team sitting and doing nothing. Every time we pushed one of you, the other moved. Then, we push them and the other run away. You actually ran away when I told you to because you are a ♥♥♥♥♥.

bad? I killed you so...

An entire lobby full of 6* match MMR and the only team who isn't is the one actually doing anything and forcing plays. Ya'll so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bad and scared to play the game. What a joke.

yea!

Nice cheats, still after all these years hacking this much, its honestly disgusting

wth

Find the ugly face 😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌Couldn't find it? Because the ugly face is reading this right now! YOU'RE UGLY ♥️ Just know that 🤢

Short men are hot as hell. And bald. I would bang a short bald guy right now if one didn't mind that I'm the size of a linebacker. Short guys have the exact opposite problem that really tall women do, I know. I know because I get all the flack from guys who are scared of me, or I have made them feel small and insecure just in my presence. I'm sorry if any of y'all feel that way, but I can't change my height just like you, OP, can't change yours. There are women (like me) out there though that love short guys. There are women out there that literally don't care about height at all and only care about the personality. So if you're constantly concerning yourself with what other people think about you, or your relationship with a girl that's taller than you, then the problem isn't with them, it's with you. Don't let anyone have a say in your love life, don't give them that power.

These farts are almost alive with a mind of their own, and they are terrifying. If there was a horror movie made about farts, it would be about his. When I asked him if he thought the amount of food he was inhaling every night was causing his farts, he said yes. I asked if maybe he could slow down or substitute for healthier snacks, such as sea salt popcorn, or a bit lighter and less full of thick cheese snacks, and he said no. His reasoning? He said he likes the way the farts feel exiting his butt as they vibrate his prostate and butt hole. I’m so horrified that I even typed that.

The first time one really hit me in the face, I projectile vomited. I could taste them. They were are almost tangible objects in the air. I’m convinced they are soaked into the carpet and walls. Rotten egg is not even enough to describe what the smell is. It’s almost as if something literally died inside of his stomach and was leaking into the air trying to kill anyone that smells it. His farts are not human. They are not silly little rotten egg farts. There is something wrong with him. Truly.

AITA for divorcing my husband because of his farts? I truly wish this were a joke. Part of this whole situation is on me for not dating him for a long time before we got married, and a big chunk of that dating was spent having completely lost my sense of smell from Covid. That fact alone is absolutely unbelievable but it’s true. Side note, I got my smell back. The other wild part is that when we were dating, he hung over at my place mainly, and I didn’t carry a lot of unhealthy snacks for him to snack on at night. This fact is VERY relevant for the story. Once we got married, things went downhill very quickly. He started inhailing as many snacks and as much dairy as possible at night. Sometimes he would go out and get a deep dish, fried cheese, loaded pizza and devour it at 11 PM after eating an entire bag of greasy chips and like 27 pieces of taffy. And a glass of milk. Or 3.

You should unprivate your profile to show off your VAC ban from 10 years ago

Nah you’re the loser running the black woman with green pancho. I see a bunch of other cheating accusations in the comments too. Typical ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser that doesn’t work and plays 12 hours a day.

Reading is hard, huh? Also, you just making up scenarios 7 hours later?

I couldn’t imagine being a they/them and also cheating. Being weak as well as a despicable rat is quite the combo. WH and penning surfaces you can’t pen! Yes your bornheim pens through thick beams and your rifle pens thick metal and wooden for the kill. I like how you magically know where people are on every rotation. You killed my whole team with wall bangs. At least be subtle about it.

Thanks!

nice walls loser

Do you seriously spend over 40 hours (not minutes) a week playing video games? Can't tell if you're joking. If not then... wow. The only game I could play for 40 hours is nfl 18 and that's because I enjoy kicking other people's asses (I have a natural instinct for strategy games and high-level thinking). But I can't because I'm an adult unlike you I presume.

How does a crossbow require zero aiming lol

Keep using guns that require zero aiming in a fps game ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser

it's legal to kill people NOW!

♥♥♥ MMR system! its uttercraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap, and so un-effin-FUN.
I'll never DO "Survive with Friends"
totally against and I despised it.
Ya know, I kinda missed the old game atmosphere, It used to be somewhat an actual horror one, but compare today it doesn’t seem the same of how bright the game/ some maps are lol.
Disliked how the game turned into an competitive "ESPORT" mainly because, most killers in "Red Ranks/Grade" are HELLA TOXIC / SWEATY individuals.
they'll bring out all their tryhard spicy addons/offering and to top that would even slug you's just to secure a petty 4k kills, Smh my head.

Most fun I've ever had in a video game. I will forever look back on my time with this game and remember the wonderful people. Funny that in the end the 200 remaining players became divided over the level to which they are willing to play. Sad that it became expected for monsters to let teens reset when they are winning. Sorry to sleepy members for being too harsh at times. I sometimes wonder what would have happened if Bruck showed up to the scrim. My love to everyone I've met through this game. If the game was dying anyway, nothing could have been permanent but I wish that we had a chance to show what could have been before it was gone.
End of sad vhs review, end of sad video game player era, end of henn. Going to UC Davis to be a doctor I guess

-rep 4k hours in dbd and still negative about the community and game, need less players like this.

+rep 4k hours in dbd and still positive about the community and game, need more players like this.

I appreciate it, fellow hunter

Wow seriously, ♥♥♥♥ that guy. There's no room for that ♥♥♥♥ in gaming, politics, or otherwise in life. K, continue on keepin' on dude and just land your shots in Hunt lol.

Sure, you found my profile randomly amongst millions when we have nothing in common but CS:GO (likely through Faceit). At least be honest about your stalker-like tendencies.

No? I don't use Faceit. I just saw you're a pronoun person and thought I would do my duty of letting you know we are all sick of your kind.

So you don't deny you stalked me from a 2015 Faceit profile and are desperate for other men's approval? That's crazy lmfaoo

I'm not surprised you don't value other men's approval since it is obvious you've never had a father figure!

My sexual orientation seems to be your whole personality. You should try this on Twitter where you might actually get some money from engagement farming. Happy my presence makes you so uncomfortable you're wasting your time parroting insults from the early 2000s because you think it'll get you social credit from dumb men that think like you. Ironic how much you seek other men's approval.

Please go to gay conversion therapy and stop making your sexual orientation your whole personality.

Don't care about the stuff on your profile, that was a pretty bad ass fight at C&A Lumber. Nice trade!

-rep gay

looks like somebody wanted to prove my bio right hehe

someone needs to get this FREAK under FREAKontrol before he gets too FREAKY and FREAKS all over the place leaving nothing behind but FREAK juices