His PC wheezes, slow and weak,
It takes all day to load one tweet.
A hamster runs inside the case,
Sweating hard to keep the pace.

But now he grins, his wallet fat—
A payday hit, imagine that!
No more lag or loading screen,
He's buying something fast and clean.

Goodbye, wheel. Farewell, old friend.
Your rodent race has met its end. 🐹💸💻