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Professor Farnsworth: "Where am I now?"
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Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal
that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they
ought to be.
-- William Hazlitt
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Swerve me? The path to my fixed purpose is laid with iron rails,
whereon my soul is grooved to run. Over unsounded gorges, through
the rifled hearts of mountains, under torrents' beds, unerringly I rush!
-- Captain Ahab, "Moby ♥♥♥♥"
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One possible reason that things aren't going according to plan
is that there never was a plan in the first place.
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"We came. We saw. We kicked its ass."
-- Bill Murray, _Ghostbusters_
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If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.
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