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And so it begins...

Make your first kill.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 6:41am

Oh, you press F1!

Start the second level.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 6:48am

Dirty knees

Duck under a rocket.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 6:41am

Forrest Gump

Run for 5 minutes.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 6:49am

How Kevorkian!

Perform your first execution.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 6:41am

Patrick Bateman

Make 100 kills.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 6:47am

Dexter

Make 1000 kills.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 2:16am

Half-mast hard-on

Complete level 10.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:29am

Get a girlfriend

Complete the game.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:40am

Boondock Saint

Complete the game without letting any non-hostile NPCs die
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:40am

I swear, the AR is for hunting!

Complete the game using only the M16.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:40am

From my cold, dead hands

Complete a level with less than 10 health.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 9:27am

NOPE! Chuck Testa.

Fight an ostrich.
Unlocked 10 Jun @ 7:36am

The Hell's Fargo Wagon

Firebomb the band.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 1:47am

Took a banger in the mouth

Take a rocket to the face.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 6:41am

Sissy

Enable cheats.
Unlocked 16 Jun, 2022 @ 1:58am

I'm afraid I just blue myself!

Commit suicide.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 6:43am

Bad touch!

Touch someone while burning.
Unlocked 14 Jun, 2022 @ 6:44am



Mickey and Mallory

Make 10000 kills.
1,714 / 10,000

Bulletstorm

Fire 1,000,000 bullets.
45,371 / 1,000,000

Peter North would be proud

Hit 100,000 targets.
20,792 / 100,000

Holes is holes

Take 10,000 hits.
2,324 / 10,000

Z for Zachariah

Complete the game having killed everything.

Army of One

Use every weapon in the game.

You want our autograph too?

Watch all the credits.

Ballmer Baller

Play the Mac or Linux version of the game.

Never nude-ist

Kill a naked person.