Recent reviews by jahn

Outstandingly fun and nerve-racking game to play with friends! However the farm level is way too easy. Once you find the optimal strategy it's literally a joke. The farmer has a moving pattern unlike the little girl from the dolls stage and it's one of the biggest disappointments ever, I genuinely expected it to be more fun. If you're playing on the farm solo then it's also incredibly easy to beat and you also get a rare achievement so go for it! I recommend this game for achievement hunters and anyone who wants to play with friends, it's great value for money but perhaps if the creator decided to make the farm stage just a little more hard and unpredictable then I'd enjoy it more. The dolls stage is actually hard and the girl can get you from anywhere. The more dolls you burn the more aggressive and faster she gets (TIP: Once you're down to the two final dolls be sure to find them both and burn them at almost the same time as the girl gets incredibly mad once you have one more doll left to burn and the pacify dolls won't calm her down!). It's fun and also requires some strategy which doesn't work all of the time! In my opinion the Dolls stage gets a solid 8 out 10 however, the farm stage could be improved more and wasn't as good as I thought it would so I'm going to have to give it something around 5 to 6.

genuinely very fun and challenging. But I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate farron keep, all my homies hate farron keep

DSFix but with more bugs

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PROS-

- You Can "Praise The Sun"
- Bear... See... See... Le...
- Great Hitboxes* (Seek Bottom Of The Review)
- PVP; Most of The Time RIGHT BEFORE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ BOSS a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Dark Spirit Would Come By And ♥♥♥♥ Me Over
- CO-OP Gameplay; Its always Great To Bring Over A Friend To Drink Estuses with!
- Easy To Run On Most Hardware

CONS-

- Sometimes Bosses Are Too Easy Sometimes Too Hard... Yes, I'm Talking About You, Aldia... ** (Seek Bottom Of The Review)
- Inconsistent poise
- Weapon Durability; They are almost about to break when I'm around to reaching a bonfire, why?
- Some World Transitions; like why, after defeating The Pursuer a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ OVERSIZED EAGLE TAKES YOU TO A CASTLE. (BTW, go down the Rocks to get the Drangleic Armour Set after defeating The Pursuer, its worth it!)
- Boring NPC's most of which end their sentences with: "Hehehehe"


PC SPECS-

CPU- i5 2500k @ 4.2ghz
GPU- XFX R9 280
RAM- 8gb DDR3 1333mhz
MBD- MSI PA67-****
STORAGE- Installed on my 7200RPM Seagate Barracuda HDD (1TB)

The Game Ran on 2560x1440 @ 60fps w/ Vsync ON, The framerate dipped occasionally in areas like Heide's Tower Of Flame.

* ♥♥♥♥ You, Smelter Demon...
** Everytime while Fighting the Smelter Demon My Character Would Get Stuck at least ONCE.

good game.

Hey Developers, I tried this game out and the gameplay is great and all but the no anti aliasing option males me sick, the jaggies make the game unplayable. I will repurchase this game when it's cheaper or if you add anti aliasing.

The game is enjoyable otherwise for a person like me who enjoys simulators and whom has a pc building hobby. That's the only reason why I would recommend this game.

- Shoots at 93% Accuracy
- Misses
- Alien Takes Control Of Me
- I MISS THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ALIEN AGAIN
- Gets killed by an armed alien
- MISSION FAILED.

10/10 Game Would Play Again.

it has nothing to do with benches

hahahah im so funny