-Oh, hi Christian
-Hi! Why is it so dark in here?
-Well, you'll find out later
See that mark I have on the rug there?
-Yes
-Well go stand on it
-Okay
-Okay, what do you see?
-You
-You know, I have magical powers and all I have to do is a little twiddling down here, and now what do you see?
-You're turning into a skeleton
-Yes