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42 of 42 (100%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

Hit and Run

Break out of the Combine prisoner transport vehicle.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2021 @ 7:15am

Quaranta Giorni

Enter the Quarantine Zone.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2021 @ 11:54pm

Mazel Tov

Pick up and smash 50 glass bottles.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 6:24am

Good Grub

Feed the snark.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2021 @ 6:40am

On a Roll

Interact with the playground somehow.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 6:40am

Little Slugger

Represent yourself with a specific prop on Russell's map.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2021 @ 7:23am

Eye of the Geiger

Measure Russell with the Geiger counter.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 6:43am

Mag-Snagger

Catch Russell's ammo magazine before it hits the ground.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2021 @ 7:27am

Sustenance

Receive a tasty treat.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2021 @ 12:31am

Freshly Squeezed

Test your grip on a headcrab heart.
Unlocked 11 Apr, 2023 @ 7:27am

Zombie with a Shotgun

Collect the shotgun.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2021 @ 12:39am

Xen Garden

Enter the explosive Xen infestation.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2021 @ 5:05am

Off the Rails

Stop the prisoner transport train.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2021 @ 5:22am

Checking In

Reach the Northern Star.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2021 @ 1:23am

Heart-Breaker Hotel

Get creative turning the power back on.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2021 @ 1:53am

Surface Tension

Escape the underground pit.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2021 @ 2:13am

Unbonded

Collect the SMG.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2021 @ 2:42am

Cord-Cutter

Shut down the substation.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2021 @ 6:38am

Blast From the Past

Defuse a roomful of explosive barrels.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 1:15am

Sound Strategy

Escape the distillery without killing Jeff.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 2:42am

Flat Note

Kill Jeff.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 8:53am

Crustacean Frustration

Kill the annoying headcrab before it breaks everything.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 8:36am

Hold Your Liquor

Catch a bottle falling out of a cupboard before it breaks and alerts Jeff.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 8:42am

Sea Level

Reach the aquatic exhibits.
Unlocked 6 Apr, 2021 @ 10:08am

Triple Bypass

Solve the tanker yard's electrical puzzle and escape.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2021 @ 3:38am

High Water March

Start climbing the water tower.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2021 @ 4:04am

Textbook Jinxing

Wake the Strider.
Unlocked 7 Apr, 2021 @ 4:21am

Point Extraction

Get to the superweapon.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2021 @ 12:25am

Consequences

Make your choice.
Unlocked 8 Apr, 2021 @ 12:29am

Dead Giveaway

Loot a corpse.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2021 @ 1:04pm

Smash and Grab

Break open a supply crate with your hands.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2021 @ 12:14am

Up in Arms

Install your first pistol upgrade.
Unlocked 2 Apr, 2021 @ 12:09am

Pro-Pain

Kill a grunt by shooting their gas tank.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2021 @ 6:39am

Indirect Approach

Kill a Combine Heavy while their shield is up.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 12:40am

Combine Harvester

Use the gravity gloves to loot an item off a living Combine soldier.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 12:46am

Xen Lootism

Snatch a Xen grenade from its resting place.
Unlocked 4 Apr, 2021 @ 1:43am

Safe Trip

Use the multitool to hack a tripmine.
Unlocked 5 Apr, 2021 @ 6:45am

Deadliest Catch

Use the gravity gloves to intercept an incoming enemy grenade in mid-flight.
Unlocked 12 Apr, 2023 @ 4:28am

Near-Jeff Experience

Stay close to Jeff for 10 seconds (but not too close).
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 2:24am

Team Spirit

Bring Russell a bottle of vodka.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 2:45am

Gnome Vault of My Own

Bring a garden gnome with you to the Vault.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2023 @ 8:17am

Gnome Alone

If you are reading this achievement, Gabe Newell has successfully launched Gnome Chompski into space. If you did not also receive the achievement 'Manufacturing Ascent', Newell has abandoned his plans to shoot Noam Chomsky into space.
Unlocked 1 Apr, 2021 @ 5:50am