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31 of 50 (62%) achievements earned:
Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 8:48am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 9:19am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 7:31pm

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 6:44pm

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 8:11am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 8:33am

Inside Joke

While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 9:49am

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 6:53pm

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 10:41am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 8:45am

Acceptance

You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 9:38pm

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 10:41am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 10:54am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 7:46pm

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 11:24pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 8:40am

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 10:41am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 6 Nov, 2022 @ 10:31pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 9:38am

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 10:48am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 7:52pm

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 7:58pm

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 10:41am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 8:47am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 8:28pm

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 8:54pm

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 10:48am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 8:46am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 9:06am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 7 Nov, 2022 @ 8:51am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 8 Nov, 2022 @ 8:18am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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