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"They're unfriendly, which is fortunate, really. They'd be difficult to like."
-- Avon
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This is NOT a repeat.
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In honor of Chuck Norris, all McDonald's in Texas have an even larger size than the super-size. When ordering, just ask to be "Norrisized".
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A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
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No one can guarantee the actions of another.
-- Spock, "Day of the Dove", stardate unknown
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"The identical is equal to itself, since it is different."
-- Franco Spisani
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I should have been a country-western singer. After all, I'm older than
most western countries.
-- George Burns
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Men have a much better time of it than women; for one thing they marry later;
for another thing they die earlier.
-- H.L. Mencken
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Убейся нахуйц ты не достоин жить