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𝑯𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒚 𝑵𝒆𝒘 𝒀𝒆𝒂𝒓
¸,·´`)
𝓜𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓒𝓱𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓶𝓪𝓼
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░▄██▌██████▄█▄█▄█▄█▄█▄████ ▌██▌ You've been visited by the fedora
▐████▄▀▀▀▀████████████▀▀▀▀ ███ of mystery and euphoria!
▐█████████▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄████ █▀ tip yours to 5 friends or you'll be
░░░▀▀████████████████████ haunted by the spirit of fashionable wear.
- signed, Mitsunyan
-- Stanislaw J. Lem, "Unkempt Thoughts"
😵
Lubarsky's Law of Cybernetic Entomology:
There's always one more bug.
😫
There is no such thing as a problem without a gift for you in its hands.
🤓
'You don't think you've had enough, do you?' he said.
I KNOW WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH.
'Everyone says that, though.
I KNOW WHEN EVERYONE'S HAD ENOUGH.
(Moving Pictures)
🤔
[Peter and his friends have formed a rock band and are performing at a prison]
Peter: [shouting into microphone] Hello, Cleveland!
Cleveland: Hello, Peter.
Quagmire: [clapping drum sticks together] One, two, three, *four*!
Peter: [small amount of time passes] Oh, my God. We don't know any songs. [prisoners get mad]
🤐
In case of atomic attack, the federal ruling against prayer in schools
will be temporarily canceled.
🤑
☆°*”˜.•°*”˜¸.•°*”˜˜”* *”˜˜”*°•.¸˜”*°•.˜”*°☆
✩.•*´*• •*´*•.✩
dots on your face red like the faze symbol
( an accident )
http://gtm.steamproxy.vip/id/ROBBLEH
RIP Rob.
秦香莲年三十二岁
那状告当朝驸马郎
欺君王 瞒皇上
那悔婚男儿招东床
狗韩驰,陈
陈每一天
我是个该死的用石头打中国人,母狗
吸我的该死的家伙母狗
是的,我他妈的你在现实生活中,我的筷子