Recent reviews by Krenshaw

It's alright. The story is abysmal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and doesn't make any ♥♥♥♥♥♥' sense, but the gunplay is the most fun I had in the Borderlands series yet.

kurt cobain simulator

Ded game :(

I'm guessing no-one cares about the game review so, here's recipe for my version of Fried Rice:

- Rice, Cold or Fresh, I couldn't care less, but Uncle Roger probably did
- 3 Garlic and Shallots each
- 1 or 2 Eggs, one for in the Fried Rice, one for Topping
- Salt
- Any meat of choice, except the one between your legs
- 1 or 2 packets of hot sauce
- Dark Soy Sauce, sweet and thick
- Regular Soy Sauce, runny and salty
- Salt on Crack, A.K.A, MSG

The Cooking
- Chop up your Garlic and Shallots
- Once done chopping, get a Wok or Cast Iron Skillet and put it to your gas stove, induction is just too boring
- Put oil on Wok or Skillet and heat it up until there is smoke emitting, indicating it's hot. Using Animal Fat or anything except Olive Oil is acceptable, use feeling to put on oil
- After done heating oil, put chopped Garlic and Shallots, and fry until brown
- Afterwards, put an Egg on, and scramble in
- After done scrambling, put rice in, and mix it
- Put salt afterwards, use feeling
- After that, put meat in, amount is based on personal preference
- After that, put hot sauce packets in, and mix it properly
- After well mixed, go and put Dark Soy Sauce, and mix it, and again, just use feeling to put on sauce
- After that, go put Regular Soy Sauce in, and same step with Dark Soy Sauce
- After all ingredients well mixed, all sauces coating each and every Rice Grains, you can now put in the Magic White Powder; M S G, just use feeling to put on MSG, and mix again, so that MSG will corporate properly with the Fried Rice
- If you're feeling for an Egg topping, fry another one however you like it
- There you have it, I guess, my version of Fried Rice

p.s: im dying of cringe while writing this

I remember
Playing this game for fun back then
Now... I can't find that fun
Like how it used to be...