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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:29am

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:41am

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:26am

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:39am

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 10:59am

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 11:06am

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:08am

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:35am

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:51am

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:58am

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:04am

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 10:07am

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 16 Mar @ 9:50am



Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool