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Tre mus satt på puben og skrøt av kor tøffe de var.
– Æ e no så tøff at æ bruke musefella som benkpress, sa den første!
– Æ e no så tøff at æ drekk rottegift te frokost, sa den andre!
Da begynte den tredje musa å gå mot døra.
– Kor har du tenkt dæ henn, lurte de andre musene.
– Hjem og pule katta...