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Eiley 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:41am 
You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo
Eiley 13 Feb, 2022 @ 5:37am 
Hey! It's really cool to meet a girl here that likes video games. I bet you're pretty cute haha, not trying to be creepy or anything just saying. Do you have an email I could maybe contact you with? Or maybe you post on reddit? My name on there is darkshadow9181, we could PM each other since talking here wouldn't be so easy haha.
Eiley 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:37am 
Thaks :steamthumbsup::steamhappy::steamsalty:
Eiley 9 Feb, 2022 @ 12:37am 
The average person needs 2,000 calories a day.

The average ejaculation contains around 1 calorie.

That’s 2000 nuts a day or 730,000 nuts per year.

However the average ejaculation is 3 milliliters.

That’s 6000 milliliters or 6 liters a day of ♥♥♥.

The human stomach can only hold a maximum of 5 liters.

Imagine your entire digestive system filled to the brim with jizz every single day, it sounds awful and I love the taste of ♥♥♥.

To sustain yourself off of jizz you would need to be the ultimate cumslut.
Eiley 2 Feb, 2022 @ 8:07pm 
So I watch scrolling through 4chan as you do as someone who sucks their own ♥♥♥♥ when I saw this image that immediately gave my monster 1/2 incher a raging boner took over my body as the image filled every crevice of my mind as the white fluid from donger seeped through my pants (I always went commando every chance I got) Into my already heavily stained gamer chair from 2001 (the gamer chair was my uncles sofa reclining chair I jizzed on during a thanksgiving dinner) and I immediately saved the image 4 times to my homework folder then violently shut the lid of my bell delphine themed laptop before I picked up my doberman puppy and used it as a ♥♥♥ rag then threw it out the open window into the streets of New York (The window was open as I like people watching me). I proceeded to open my bell delphine themed laptop once again and the second I double clicked on the homework folder the white flood continued
Eiley 2 Feb, 2022 @ 7:31pm 
Infinite ♥♥♥. You sit on the toilet to jack off, but you begin to ♥♥♥ uncontrollably. After ten spurts you start to worry. Your hand is sticky and it reeks of semen. You desperately shove your ♥♥♥♥ into a wad of toilet paper, but that only makes your balls hurt. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. It’s been three minutes. You can’t stop ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Your bathroom floor is covered in a thin layer of baby fluid. You try to ♥♥♥ into the shower drain but it builds up too fast. You try the toilet. The ♥♥♥ is too thick to be flushed. You lock the bathroom door to prevent the ♥♥♥ from escaping. The air grows hot and humid from the ♥♥♥. The ♥♥♥ accelerates. You slip and fall in your own sperm. The ♥♥♥ is now six inches deep, almost as long as your still-erect semen hose. Sprawled on your back, you begin to ♥♥♥ all over the ceiling. Globs of the sticky white fluid begin to fall like raindrops, giving you a facial with your own ♥♥♥.
Eiley 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:27am 
nani did you just say about me you little baka desu? watashi'll have you know watashi graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and watashi have been involved in numerous secret raids on haters of anime, and watashi have over san hyaku confirmed kiru desu. watashi wa trained in anime warfare and watashi wa the top otaku in all of Nihon desu. you are nothing to watashi but just another targetto desu. watashi will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this sekai, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words desu. you think you can get away with that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the internet desu? Think again, baka desu. As we speak, watashi wa contacting my secret network of spies across all of Nihon and your IP is being trace right now so you better prepare for the storm, baka desu. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life desu. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, baka desu.
Eiley 28 Jan, 2022 @ 1:26am 
You're so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cute and sweet. I'd take you to some fancy restaurant, than take a long romantic walk with you, holding hands and talking about philosophy, art and dreams. Then I'd invite you to my home and ravage your hot ass for hours, and forcing my ♥♥♥♥ up your throat so you choked on both the throbbing ♥♥♥♥ and your own rectal juice. I'd then proceed to ♥♥♥ on your cute innocent face. Then, as the ultimate love gift, I'd carry you in my arms to the tub and let my piss wash away the semen and last dignity from you. I'd wisper "I love you" and give you a tender smile, and cut your throat from ear to ear with a knife. Covered in your own warm blood, you'd look straight into my very soul, forgiving, understanding. A bubble from blood and saliva would burst between your lips, then you'd die.
Eiley 21 Jan, 2022 @ 10:03pm 
Hatsune Miku shall bring nothing but happiness and success.
My goal in life is to be able to lay on the comfort of my sheets and feel the warmth of Hatsune Miku's body on me, not only lusting for my body, but lusting for my inner person, my soul, the depth of who I am. I wish to not only take her womanhood, but rather to make her into a woman, and to unleash her true potential, for love is a curious sort of deal. We are born in two halves until we find the one that we love, and upon finding that lover, we unlock things we never knew about each other before. Sometimes, the things found aren't the happiest, and pain comes from it, but my bond with Hatsune Miku shall bring nothing but happiness and success, for this is not simply a petty marriage, this is true love
Eiley 1 Jan, 2022 @ 7:40pm 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete u Daddy!💖
Eiley 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:46am 
(+69420 SOCIAL CREDITS) Super Idol的笑容🌕 都没你的甜. 🌙 八月正午的阳光. 💫 都没你耀眼. ⭐️ 热爱105 °C的你. 🌟 滴滴清纯的蒸馏水. ✨ 你不知道你有多可爱. ⚡️ 跌倒 后会傻笑着再站起来. ❄️ 你从来都不轻言失败. ☃️ 对梦想的执着一直不曾更改. 🌈 很安心当你对我说. 🌅 不怕有我在. 🎇 放着让我来. 🌆 勇敢 追自己的梦想. 🌌 那坚定的模样. 🌄
Eiley 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:41am 
Santa’s about to slide 🎅🏾😉 down your hot 🔥 hot 🔥chimney tonight. So lick 💦💋those juicy candy canes and drink up that creamy eggnog🍼, it’s about to get wet down at Santa’s workshop🍆🍆! Don’t forgot to slide down that XXXtra 🎅🏾🎅🏾 big North Pole, and make sure your 🍪 cookie 🍪is yummy enough for Santa to eat👄! 👀 But are you bad enough to handle Santa’s giant juicy 8=candy👊🏼♥♥♥♥=D💦?? Send this to 🔟 of your baddest ♥♥♥♥♥ elves💁🏼💁🏾 If you get 5️⃣ back, youre on the naughty list this year🍆💦! If you get 🔟 back you better be ready for Santa’s hot ♨️CUMlate☕️💦😭 If you get 2️⃣0️⃣ back you’ve got the most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍬peppermint 🍬♥♥♥♥♥ in the North Pole! ❄️⛄ Hope you get to blow 🌬 lots of XXXmas 🎄♥♥♥♥, and that you get lots of XXXmas 🎄CUMMIES 💝💝 HAVE A SLUTTY 💦🍆👅DICKMAS YOU HOE HOE HOE!!! 🎅🏾🎅🏿🎅🏽🎅🏼
Eiley 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:36am 
Rawr X3 nuzzles How are you? pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge someone's happy! nuzzles your necky wecky ~murr~ hehe 😉 rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big! rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing .///. kisses you and licks your neck daddy likes 😉 nuzzle wuzzle I hope daddy likes wiggles butt and squirms I wanna see your big daddy meat! wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tails can you please get my itch? put paws on your chest nyea~ it's a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you pwease? squirms pwetty pwease? 😦 I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like, I need to be punished really good paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty.
Eiley 21 Dec, 2021 @ 7:36am 
I could go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky 😉 licks shaft mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm so musky 😉 drools all over your ♥♥♥♥ your daddy meat. I like. Mister fuzzy balls. puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh my gawd. I'm so hard rubbies your bulgy wolgy licks balls punish me daddy nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I9/11 lovewas an yourinside muskyjob goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre off your ♥♥♥♥ salty goodness~ eyes roll back and goes balls deep
Eiley 11 Dec, 2021 @ 1:08am 
👋 Hi, ☺️ is🙂 this 🤔Pizza 🙄Hut? 🥳Perfect. 😈 Umm, 😜 I’ll 😁take 😏a 🤗 large 😦 peppy 😻roni 🍕and… 🥺 what 😎do 😌 you 😂want, 😇 Hajime? 🤓 A 😃 double ✌️sausage? 🥸 Heh.. 😘 heheh…🤩 nya😾
Eiley 11 Dec, 2021 @ 1:06am 
My friend 👫 came 💦 up ⬆👆 to me and I 👁 said 💬👱🏿💖 "bruh ⚠ 🙄 I 👁 just dropped ⬇⤵🔽 ☹️ my sussy balls 👅🍒💦 😢" and he 👥 says 🗣 "it's ok 🆗 bruh 😂 😬 you 👈 can borrow 📚 MY sussy balls 🏀 bruh ⚠ 🤠🤠" and I 👥 said 🗣 "sheeeesh 💯💯 bruh ⚠ you're the real 😍 homie 👨🏿 💯 😩😩😩" and he 👨 said 💬 "homie 👨 🤨
that's 😦 kinda 🙅 👏👏👏 gay 🌈 just like 😄🗽🌈 ur 🅱 mom🤰🤱 👭" and I 👁 said 💬 "OMG 😮 😤 Daryl 😤😤😡😡 how dare 😡😠 you 👉 😡 I'm 💘🇺🇸🎆 going 🏃 to kiss 😘 you 👈 😳😳😡" and he 👥 said 🗣💪 "gimme 🎁 the 😳👉👉 suck 🐓 and I'll 📝 give 🎁💝 you 👈 the 👏👏 19 ♈$ fortnite 🎮 vbucks 💴 giftcard ‼️‼️❗" so I 👁 said 🗣 ok 👌 and then we kissed 💋 and our moms 👪 kissed 😘 and we all 💯 got 🉐 married 🎉 😳
Eiley 10 Dec, 2021 @ 10:06pm 
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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest black Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful strong black girl who needs no man. ..
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Eiley 10 Dec, 2021 @ 10:03pm 
Are you really a girl? I heard your voice in CS:GO a few weeks ago and sent you a friend request. I noticed that you didnt accept it, so I came here to figure out why. I think your voice was really cute and I think we should be friends. Would you possibly have a kik? My parents just bought me an ipod for the jewish holiday rosh hashanah and I wanted to meet some girls online. Please accept my friend request.
Eiley 10 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02pm 
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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE U BEEN HIT,U HAVE TO HIT 8 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII ASS PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND ♥♥♥♥ BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN*KAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARS SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS
Eiley 10 Dec, 2021 @ 10:02pm 
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA GUY THAT KILLED U HOMIE WE BFF FOREVAH ♥♥♥♥♥♥


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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
Eiley 10 Dec, 2021 @ 9:54pm 
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Eiley 8 Dec, 2021 @ 4:00am 
+1 REP sold me 2 headed dildo and it has ♥♥♥♥
Eiley 3 Dec, 2021 @ 12:06am 
🚨 🦠 HEY THOTZ 🦠 🚨 📢📢 😂 📢 GET READY FOR THE 😷 😷 PANDICKMIC!!! 🚨 all you badass bitchterium ♥♥♥♥♥ 🦠🦠🦠 💦 Cockrona virus 💦 😷 szn is here and you know what that means! 🦠 😂 🦠 Getting 😷 cumantined 🙌 with your boys, spraying your 💦 oral secretions 💦 on your hoes 🍑 getting choked so hard you 💥 🍑 EXPLODE. 💦 💥 🍆 💥 🍆 💥💦🦠 Travel advisory in full effect from 🈵vachina🇨🇳 ➡️ ☣️titaly🇮🇹🚫‼️ 😂‼️ 😂‼️ Hop off that plane ✈️ and hop 🔛 this ♥♥♥♥! 😂 🍆 😷 If you wanna get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 down by 🍑 🙌 CUMVID-19 🙌 send this to 19 of your dirtiest ♥♥♥♥♥♥. 👀 👀 Or else you’re gonna get 🍆♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🍆 by the CDC. 🧬🦠🦠 😂🦠
Eiley 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:58pm 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
Eiley 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:38pm 
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Eiley 14 Nov, 2021 @ 9:35pm 
hey 👋🏼👋🏼 queen👸👑🤩 i saw 👨‍💻👀👀💦your tweet 🐦🙈🐥about how ❌men 😳😤😔👎are trash🗑🔥😩 and i just ☺️😃😆wanted to let you 😇🤩know 🥺🧠 that i agree ☑️👌🏼👍🏼although 😔 i myself 😳am a man👨🙍‍♂️❌(i know ugh 😩😫) i am 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️on your side😤🥺☺️😚💖 “one of the good ones” 👌🏼👌🏼as some may say 🤗😮 btw i didn’t 😐😐 notice how fat 😩😩🔥your boobies👏🏼👏🏼🤩🙋‍♂️ are til now 😍🥰😚but they’re awesome 😤😤💖💖
Eiley 10 Nov, 2021 @ 9:45pm 
ACHOO‼️🤧🤧What was that⁉️⁉️😏😏Uh-oh 😯 wooks wike you just got 👀👀 cowona viwus 😤😜😜

Don’t you know Cowonaviwus 🦠 🦠 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💦 to Amewica 🇺🇸⁉️🤢🤕🤒🤤 The wowwd 🌍 HOE Owganization 🙈👅 is cawwing HOE-VID19 🗓 a POTENTIAW PANTIE-DEMIC 👄👌👈

No mowe touching daddy 😩😩 🧓🏼 untiw you wash 🧽🧽youw diwty 🐾nasty 🤢 wittwe 🤞🏼fingews ✋🏻🤚🏻✋🏻🤚🏻fow 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds with sHOEp 🧼 and watew 💧 👅 othewwise it doesn’t count 🤡🤡🤡

Time to stop 🛑 spweading the gewms 🤮🥴🤒and stawt spweading 😧youw wegs🤤🦶🏽🦵🏻because evewyone 👩‍🦰👨‍🏫🦹🏾‍♂️🧜🏼‍♂️is TWEWKING 😈😈fwom home 🏡

SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ othew cowonaviwus cucks 👉🏾👌🏻othewwise the cowonaviwus🙀🙀 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fow you 🍆🍑🍆
Eiley 3 Nov, 2021 @ 10:24pm 
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