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The average ejaculation contains around 1 calorie.
That’s 2000 nuts a day or 730,000 nuts per year.
However the average ejaculation is 3 milliliters.
That’s 6000 milliliters or 6 liters a day of ♥♥♥.
The human stomach can only hold a maximum of 5 liters.
Imagine your entire digestive system filled to the brim with jizz every single day, it sounds awful and I love the taste of ♥♥♥.
To sustain yourself off of jizz you would need to be the ultimate cumslut.
My goal in life is to be able to lay on the comfort of my sheets and feel the warmth of Hatsune Miku's body on me, not only lusting for my body, but lusting for my inner person, my soul, the depth of who I am. I wish to not only take her womanhood, but rather to make her into a woman, and to unleash her true potential, for love is a curious sort of deal. We are born in two halves until we find the one that we love, and upon finding that lover, we unlock things we never knew about each other before. Sometimes, the things found aren't the happiest, and pain comes from it, but my bond with Hatsune Miku shall bring nothing but happiness and success, for this is not simply a petty marriage, this is true love
that's 😦 kinda 🙅 👏👏👏 gay 🌈 just like 😄🗽🌈 ur 🅱 mom🤰🤱 👭" and I 👁 said 💬 "OMG 😮 😤 Daryl 😤😤😡😡 how dare 😡😠 you 👉 😡 I'm 💘🇺🇸🎆 going 🏃 to kiss 😘 you 👈 😳😳😡" and he 👥 said 🗣💪 "gimme 🎁 the 😳👉👉 suck 🐓 and I'll 📝 give 🎁💝 you 👈 the 👏👏 19 ♈$ fortnite 🎮 vbucks 💴 giftcard ‼️‼️❗" so I 👁 said 🗣 ok 👌 and then we kissed 💋 and our moms 👪 kissed 😘 and we all 💯 got 🉐 married 🎉 😳
Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest black Girls you know...
If you get back 5 you're beautiful strong black girl who needs no man. ..
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♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE U BEEN HIT,U HAVE TO HIT 8 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII ASS PEOPLE. IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOUR REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND ♥♥♥♥ BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII! IF YOU BRAKE DIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOULL BEE CURSED WITH UN*KAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARS SO PAS EET; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS
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send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE
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Don’t you know Cowonaviwus 🦠 🦠 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💦 to Amewica 🇺🇸⁉️🤢🤕🤒🤤 The wowwd 🌍 HOE Owganization 🙈👅 is cawwing HOE-VID19 🗓 a POTENTIAW PANTIE-DEMIC 👄👌👈
No mowe touching daddy 😩😩 🧓🏼 untiw you wash 🧽🧽youw diwty 🐾nasty 🤢 wittwe 🤞🏼fingews ✋🏻🤚🏻✋🏻🤚🏻fow 6️⃣9️⃣ seconds with sHOEp 🧼 and watew 💧 👅 othewwise it doesn’t count 🤡🤡🤡
Time to stop 🛑 spweading the gewms 🤮🥴🤒and stawt spweading 😧youw wegs🤤🦶🏽🦵🏻because evewyone 👩🦰👨🏫🦹🏾♂️🧜🏼♂️is TWEWKING 😈😈fwom home 🏡
SEND THIS TO 1️⃣0️⃣ othew cowonaviwus cucks 👉🏾👌🏻othewwise the cowonaviwus🙀🙀 is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fow you 🍆🍑🍆
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