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Cat person

Because some people just want to watch the world meow.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 1:27pm

One for the team

And can you tell me please how to get to Sesame street?
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 1:45pm

Slav squat

And remember how to recognize a Western spy!
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 2:13pm

Ice ice baby!

Just chill out.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 4:27am

La Cucaracha

He has a large family to support.
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2019 @ 4:40am

Someone should debug this game

...and you just did that!
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 2:46pm

Use the back door

Sometimes that's the only way. At least that's what she said.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 4:37am

Secret sauce

This is why you should look at ingredients from time to time.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 5:11am

Fahrenheit 451

Who knows where it comes from?
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 5:25am

Raging Bull

If you win, you win. If you lose, you still win.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 5:43am

Weapon of mass destruction

And still some dream about having one.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 6:39am

Adiós Muchachos

Und Ich bin mit my friends from old times.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 12:34pm

Rated R

Tell them to volunteer. Tell to drop out of college and join infantry.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 2:37pm

Amelia Earhart

Could it be real?
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 2:55pm

Have a blast

Well done, Mr. Bond.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 4:30pm

You've always wanted to do this

Hit the street and write 50 tickets.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 2:26pm

Chasing pavements

I bet people love you after issuing 100 tickets.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 3:29pm

Compulsive ticketer

You love this job, don't you? That's what 250 issued tickets means.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 10:55am

Run Kelly, Run!

Who's faster? You or 10 shoplifters?
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 3:06pm

Among thieves

That's why you graduated from Police Academy. To catch 20 shoplifters.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 5:49am

First time is not a crime

It's only a bribe if you're caught. Don't get caught 10 times.
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2019 @ 3:05pm

Sticky fingers

Take 20 bribes and be happy. And don't worry.
Unlocked 28 Jun, 2019 @ 5:42am



Made man

Beginning of a beautiful friendship...

OG

They accept you as you are.

Born to be wild

Lookin' for adventure and whatever comes our way

While there is still no wall

...so go and enjoy some chimichangas.

No heaven for you

He could have washed his pants, not his brain.

Fetch

And let's see what happens. Will PETA intervene?

...And Justice for All

Sooner or later everyone pays for the sins.

Sword fight

This is for movie nerds. Who gets it?

Gotta catch'em all

Stealing bubble gum is a serious crime. Catch 50 shoplifters.

Money talks

After 50 bribes, consider yourself an addict.