I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ see it. "Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy" it started as. That's funny, that's a cool reference. But I kept going, I'd see a fridge that looked like among us, I'd see an animated bag of chips that looked like among us. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMONGUS ran through my head. It's torment, psychological torture, I am being conditioned to laugh like a maniac. I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ live like this... I'll never hear the word suspicious again without thinking of among us. Someone does something bad and I can't say anything other than "sus." I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ insane person. And the word "among" is ruined. I can't live anymore. Among us has destroyed my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ life. I want to eject myself from this plane of existence.

Where do i even start with this guy. Last week when we went to the supermarket, he pointed to a red trash can and started jumping around screaming “THAT’S AMONG US! THAT TRASH CAN IS SUS! RED IS THE IMPOSTOR!” As soon as he did that, the manager told us to leave. I told him that my friend is just excited about something, and apologised. But the manager still told us to leave so I picked up the red trash can that my friend was going crazy over and threw it on the managers head. Then my friend shouted “DEAD BODY REPORTED.” Can someone please tell me what on earth is wrong with him?

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