great round

+rep strategic genius

Wow, congratulations on hitting the incredible milestone of 7,000 hours in Dota 2! It's truly awe-inspiring to see such dedication to a game that, let's be honest, most people stop playing after realizing it's a never-ending cycle of frustration and disappointment. Your commitment to enduring endless toxic teammates and questionable game updates is truly something to behold. I guess you could say you're a real Kon-radical for sticking with it this long. While others might have spent that time learning a new skill or exploring the great outdoors, you've proven that persistence in the face of mediocrity is a talent all its own. Hats off to you, my friend!

miss u bro

Attention, all Team Fortress 2 gamers, the Heavy is in real trouble and he needs your help to steal the intelligence from the opposing team. To do this, hes gonna need a pocket medic and a couple of sandviches. To help him, all he needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. You'll also have to trade psycho all of your hats from your inventory. but you have to be quick, so that the heavy can capture the intel and win the game for all of you epic gamers.

Colonel🎖... I'm trying to sneak🕵️ around ↪... but I'm dummy💯 thicc 😩🔥, and the clap👏 of my 👇 asscheeks 🍑 keeps alerting❗ the guards 👮‍♂